所属专辑:Monty Python Sings (Explicit)
歌手: Monty Python
时长: 00:54
Immanuel Kant was a real puissant[00:00:02]
Who was very rarely stable[00:00:03]
Heidegger Heidegger was a boozy beggar[00:00:06]
Who could think you under the table[00:00:07]
David Hume could out consume[00:00:10]
Schopenhauer and Hegel[00:00:12]
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine[00:00:13]
Who was just as sloshed as Schlegel[00:00:15]
There's nothing nietzche couldn't teach ya[00:00:18]
'Bout the raising of the wrist[00:00:20]
Socrates himself was permanently pissed[00:00:22]
John Stuart Mill of his own free will[00:00:28]
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill[00:00:30]
Plato they say could stick it away[00:00:32]
Half a crate of whiskey every day[00:00:34]
Aristotle Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle[00:00:36]
Hobbes was fond of his dram[00:00:37]
And Ren Descartes was a drunken fart[00:00:39]
I drink therefore I am[00:00:41]
Yes Socrates himself is particularly missed[00:00:44]
A lovely little thinker[00:00:48]
But a bugger when he's pissed[00:00:50]
Bruces' Philosophers' Song (Monty Python Sings) - Monty Python[00:00:51]