《The Discount Song》歌词

歌曲： The Discount Song

所属专辑：The Discount Song

歌手： Chris August

时长： 04:02

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The Discount Song - Chris August[00:00:00]

This one right here goes out to all you people[00:00:02]

That have ever paid full price for something[00:00:05]

That is only worth three fourths of that real price that you paid[00:00:07]

It's seven in the morning and I'm sitting in the tub[00:00:11]

Oh I'm hungry like a muh oh I need me some grub[00:00:14]

I said some biscuits nice and hot[00:00:16]

Would sure hit the spot[00:00:18]

But I'm broke like a joke[00:00:19]

So let that discount drop[00:00:20]

I pulled up in the drive thru[00:00:21]

Right then I knew[00:00:23]

There's no contemplatin'[00:00:24]

About my money situation[00:00:25]

I have no bacon but I'd like to eat some[00:00:26]

You see son hook me up with a free one[00:00:29]

I'm broke I'm broke don't you know[00:00:32]

And that's not a joke this brother's poor and cold[00:00:34]

I need some meat to complete my week[00:00:36]

So hook me up with what combo number three[00:00:39]

For five ninety nine are you outta your mind[00:00:41]

For a burger and sprite and some fries on the side[00:00:44]

And my pocket is thin and your price is too big[00:00:46]

So hook me up oh with twenty five percent[00:00:49]

I wanna discount[00:00:51]

I wanna discount[00:00:52]

I wanna discount[00:00:54]

Oh it would be nice if I could pay full price[00:00:56]

But it's not so just stop and let that discount drop[00:00:59]

I wanna discount[00:01:02]

I wanna discount[00:01:03]

I wanna discount[00:01:04]

Oh it would be nice if I could pay full price[00:01:06]

But it's not so just stop and let that discount drop[00:01:09]

Now I'm stuck with no money[00:01:12]

I need something in my tummy[00:01:13]

Cause I'm gettin' really hungry I'm about to die[00:01:14]

Have you ever seen a grown man cry[00:01:17]

You ever seen a grown man beg to be hooked up[00:01:19]

Well that's worth a try[00:01:21]

Can we help one another[00:01:22]

Come on and hook up a brother[00:01:23]

I know I'm not your sister just pretend I am your mother[00:01:25]

Cause family discount that's what it's all about[00:01:27]

Oh I need it I need it so help a brother out[00:01:29]

I'm broke I'm broke don't poke no fun[00:01:32]

I just wanna slim jim or a honey bun[00:01:34]

Or how about a pizza for a very special price[00:01:37]

And to make it real nice sprinkle red pepper spice[00:01:40]

Rah rah you're magic ta dah[00:01:42]

Make my price deflate[00:01:45]

Don't hate for goodness sake[00:01:46]

Be straight and let me take a discount on number eight[00:01:47]

I'm in the low money state almost low as my date[00:01:49]

I wanna discount[00:01:52]

I wanna discount[00:01:53]

I wanna discount[00:01:54]

Oh it would be nice if I could pay full price[00:01:57]

But it's not so just stop and let that discount drop[00:02:00]

I wanna discount[00:02:02]

I wanna discount[00:02:03]

I wanna discount[00:02:04]

Oh it would be nice if I could pay full price[00:02:07]

But it's not so just stop and let that discount drop[00:02:10]

Alright looky here my brethren[00:02:13]

I know there's times when that money's tight[00:02:14]

And you just wanna take out that dime piece to a nice dinner[00:02:17]

Like the red lobster or applebee's[00:02:19]

Heh I feel you[00:02:21]

Well I tell you what you store this message in your little heart[00:02:22]

And when you get there you use it[00:02:25]

And if and when it works you might as well go[00:02:27]

And bless yourself with some dessert too[00:02:29]

Alright let's try this out[00:02:31]

I wanna discount[00:02:32]

I wanna discount[00:02:34]

I wanna discount[00:02:35]

Oh it would be nice if I could pay full price[00:02:37]

But it's not so just stop and let that discount drop[00:02:40]

I wanna discount[00:02:43]

I wanna discount[00:02:44]

I wanna discount[00:02:45]

Oh it would be nice if I could pay full price[00:02:48]

But it's not so just stop and let that discount drop[00:02:50]

I wanna discount[00:02:53]

I wanna discount[00:02:54]

I wanna discount[00:02:55]

Oh it would be nice if I could pay full price[00:02:58]

But it's not so just stop and let that discount drop[00:03:00]

I wanna discount[00:03:03]

I wanna discount[00:03:04]

I wanna discount[00:03:05]

Oh it would be nice if I could pay full price[00:03:08]

But it's not so just stop and let that discount drop[00:03:10]