《Master of the House》歌词

歌曲： Master of the House

所属专辑：The Hits of Les Miserables

歌手： Studio Musicians

时长： 05:07

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Master of the House - Studio Musicians (工作室音乐家)[00:00:00]

Written by：Claude-Michel Schönberg[00:00:00]

Welcome Monsieur sit yourself down[00:00:10]

And meet the best innkeeper in town[00:00:13]

As for the rest all of them crooks[00:00:19]

Rooking their guests and crooking the books[00:00:22]

Seldom do you see[00:00:28]

Honest men like me[00:00:31]

A gent of good intent[00:00:34]

Who's content to be[00:00:37]

Master of the house doling out the charm[00:00:42]

Ready with a handshake and an open palm[00:00:45]

Tells a saucy tale makes a little stir[00:00:48]

Customers appreciate a bon-viveur[00:00:52]

Glad to do a friend a favor[00:00:55]

Doesn't cost me to be nice[00:00:58]

But nothing gets you nothing[00:01:01]

Everything has got a little price [00:01:03]

Master of the house keeper of the zoo[00:01:08]

Ready to relieve 'em of a sou or two[00:01:12]

Watering the wine making up the weight[00:01:15]

Picking up their knick-knacks when they can't see straight[00:01:18]

Everybody loves a landlord[00:01:22]

Everybody's bosom friend[00:01:25]

I do whatever pleases[00:01:28]

Jesus Won't I bleed them in the end [00:01:30]

Master of the house quick to catch yer eye[00:01:34]

Never wants a passerby to pass him by[00:01:37]

Servant to the poor butler to the great[00:01:40]

Comforter philosopher lifelong and mate [00:01:43]

Everybody's boon companion[00:01:46]

Everybody's chaperone[00:01:50]

But lock up your valises[00:01:53]

Jesus Won't I skin you to the bone [00:01:54]

Enter Monsieur lay down your load[00:02:01]

Unlace your boots rest from the road[00:02:05]

This weighs a ton travel's a curse[00:02:10]

But here we strive to lighten your purse[00:02:13]

Here the goose is cooked[00:02:19]

Here the fat is fried[00:02:22]

And nothing's overlooked[00:02:25]

Till I'm satisfied[00:02:28]

Food beyond compare Food beyond belief[00:02:32]

Mix it in a mincer and pretend it's beef[00:02:36]

Kidney of a horse liver of a cat[00:02:39]

Filling up the sausages with this and that[00:02:43]

Residents are more than welcome[00:02:46]

Bridal suite is occupied[00:02:49]

Reasonable charges[00:02:53]

Plus some little extras on the side [00:02:54]

Charge them for the lice extra for the mice[00:02:59]

Two percent for looking in the mirror twice[00:03:03]

Here a little slice there a little cut[00:03:06]

Three percent for sleeping with the window shut[00:03:09]

When it comes to fixing prices[00:03:13]

There are a lot of tricks he knows[00:03:16]

How it all increases all them bits and pieces[00:03:20]

Jesus It's amazing how it grows [00:03:22]

Master of the house quick to catch yer eye[00:03:26]

Never wants a passerby to pass him by[00:03:30]

Servant to the poor butler to the great[00:03:33]

Comforter philosopher and lifelong mate [00:03:36]

Everybody's boon companion[00:03:39]

Gives them everything he's got[00:03:42]

Dirty bunch of geezers[00:03:46]

Jesus What a sorry little lot [00:03:47]

I used to dream that I would meet a prince[00:03:54]

But God and Almighty have you seen what's happened since [00:03:57]

Master of the house Isn't worth me spit [00:04:04]

Comforter philosopher' and lifelong sh*t [00:04:07]

Cunning little brain regular Voltaire[00:04:10]

Thinks he's quite a but lover there's not much there[00:04:14]

What a cruel trick of nature landed me with such a louse[00:04:18]

God knows how I've lasted living with this bastard in the house [00:04:25]

Master of the house [00:04:30]

Master and a half [00:04:32]

Comforter philosopher[00:04:33]

Ah don't make me laugh [00:04:35]

Servant to the poor butler to the great[00:04:36]

Hypocrite and toady and inebriate [00:04:40]

Everybody bless the landlord [00:04:43]

Everybody bless his spouse [00:04:46]

Everybody raise a glass[00:04:49]

Raise it up the master's arse[00:04:53]

Everybody raise a glass to the Master of the House[00:04:56]