《Darktown Poker Club》歌词

歌曲： Darktown Poker Club

所属专辑：DRIVING INSTRUCTOR (THE) - 20 Comedy Classics (1932-1960)

歌手： Phil Harris

时长： 03:06

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Darktown Poker Club - Phil Harris[00:00:00]

Bill jackson was a poor old dub[00:00:07]

Who joined the darktown poker club[00:00:08]

But cursed the day he[00:00:10]

Told them he would join[00:00:11]

His money used to go like it had wings[00:00:14]

If he yelled queens someone had kings[00:00:15]

And each night he would[00:00:17]

Contribute all his coin[00:00:18]

Then he said I'm gonna play em tight tonight[00:00:21]

He said there'll be no bobtail[00:00:22]

Flushes make me bite[00:00:23]

Cause when I gets in them[00:00:24]

My hands will be a peach[00:00:25]

And he played them tight but lost his pile[00:00:28]

And bill got peevish after a while[00:00:29]

So he rose looked all[00:00:31]

Around and made this speech[00:00:32]

He said you all see this brand new razor[00:00:35]

I had it sharpened just today[00:00:36]

Now I'm coming in there with my rules[00:00:38]

That you must follow when you play[00:00:40]

Now keep your big bony hands on the table[00:00:42]

While you dealing please[00:00:44]

And don't be slipping them aces down there[00:00:45]

Er in between your knees[00:00:47]

And don't be making all them funny signs[00:00:49]

Like you trying to tip off your hand[00:00:50]

Just talk in american boy american[00:00:52]

So I can understand[00:00:54]

And don't be dealing off the bottom[00:00:56]

Because ooh that's rough[00:00:57]

Take five five then stop that's enough[00:00:59]

Now when you bet put up the chips[00:01:03]

Because I don't like it when you shy[00:01:04]

Then if you get busted[00:01:06]

Go on out and get some[00:01:07]

I'm gonna be here by and by[00:01:07]

Pass them cards for me to shuffle[00:01:10]

Everytime before you deals[00:01:11]

Then if anythings wrong I must see[00:01:13]

Cause I mean you always ain't no er[00:01:17]

Keep playing that game[00:01:19]

According to mr hoyle[00:01:19]

You all play this game according to me[00:01:21]

Now sitting right there in that there clan[00:01:31]

There chance to be a one eyed man[00:01:33]

And bill kept watching him[00:01:34]

Out the corner of his eye[00:01:35]

When ole one eye would deal and then[00:01:39]

Would cost that bill another five or ten[00:01:40]

Bill got up again looked all[00:01:42]

Around him with a sigh[00:01:43]

He said lord this is an awful shame[00:01:45]

He said there someone[00:01:47]

Cheatin' in this 'ere game[00:01:48]

He said it goes er[00:01:49]

It ain't no do for me to name the guy[00:01:50]

So I'll refrain from[00:01:53]

Mentioning the party's name[00:01:53]

If I catch him cheatin' just once again[00:01:54]

I'm gonna take my fist[00:01:56]

And close that other eye[00:01:57]

Now you see this brand new razor[00:02:00]

I had it sharpened just today[00:02:01]

I'm comin' in there with my own rules[00:02:03]

That you must follow when you play[00:02:05]

Hey kid keep your hands up there[00:02:06]

While you're givin' them out please[00:02:08]

Stop puttin' them wildies[00:02:10]

Down there 'tween your knees[00:02:12]

Stop makin' all them funny signs[00:02:14]

Like you're tryin' to tip off your hand[00:02:15]

Keep talkin' in american big aaa[00:02:17]

That's what I can understand[00:02:19]

And don't be getting'[00:02:21]

Them off the bottom[00:02:22]

Because I keep tryin'[00:02:22]

To tell you it's rough[00:02:23]

This an army game five[00:02:25]

Five halt that's enough[00:02:26]

Now when you bet let me[00:02:28]

See the reds and blues[00:02:28]

'Cause I don't like it when you shy[00:02:29]

Then if you run out of[00:02:31]

Gas go get pumped up[00:02:32]

I'm gonna be here by and by[00:02:33]

Pass them pasteboards for me to shuffle[00:02:35]

Everytime before you deal let me ripple[00:02:37]

Anything wrong I wanna see[00:02:39]

I keep playin' the game now[00:02:42]

According to that mr hoyle[00:02:44]

You all gonna play this game[00:02:46]

According to me[00:02:47]

Henry if you break the seal[00:02:48]

On that new deck of bicycles[00:02:49]

We'll go on from there yeah[00:02:51]

Yeah yeah yeah[00:02:53]