所属专辑:The Legendary George Formby
歌手: George Formby
时长: 03:22
Auntie Maggie's Remedy - George Formby[00:00:00]
Now theres all sorts of medicines that you can buy[00:00:08]
No matter what ailment you've got[00:00:13]
But I know a special one you ought to try[00:00:17]
You'll find its the best of the lot[00:00:21]
It's my Auntie Maggies home made remedy[00:00:25]
It's guaranteed never to fail[00:00:30]
Thats the stuff that will do the trick[00:00:34]
It's sold at every chemist for one and a kick[00:00:38]
Now if youve got lumbago[00:00:42]
Rheumatics or gout[00:00:44]
Or a pain in your Robert E Lee[00:00:46]
Don't kick up a shindy[00:00:50]
You'll never get windy with Auntie Maggies remedy[00:00:53]
If you set your alarm clock for eight in the morning[00:00:59]
You're bound to wake up I'll agree[00:01:03]
But I'll bet you by heaven youll wake up at seven[00:01:07]
With my Auntie Maggies remedy[00:01:12]
In a young ladys bedroom I went by mistake[00:01:16]
My intentions were honest you see[00:01:20]
She shouted with laughter haha I know what youre after[00:01:24]
It's my Auntie Maggies remedy yes sir[00:01:28]
Oh my Auntie Maggies home made remedy[00:01:32]
It's guaranteed never to fail[00:01:37]
Thats the stuff that will do the trick[00:01:41]
It's sold at every chemist for one and a kick[00:01:46]
Now when the baby starts crying theres always a reason[00:01:49]
And if you inspect him you'll see[00:01:54]
The poor little chappy has covered his nappy[00:01:58]
With Auntie Maggies remedy[00:02:02]
Now I went to a doctor I wasnt too well[00:02:06]
And he made me lie on the settee[00:02:11]
He said theres trouble brewing you've been overdoing[00:02:15]
Your Auntie Maggies remedy[00:02:19]
Now I know a girl who was putting on weight[00:02:24]
In a spot where it just shouldnt be[00:02:28]
So I said to Nellie[00:02:32]
Now you rub your ankle with Auntie Maggies remedy[00:02:34]