所属专辑:Awesome 80’s Party Grooves
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Parents Just Don’t Understand (Fresh Prince Party Tribute) - The Cover Crew[00:00:00]
You know parents are the same[00:00:10]
No matter time nor place[00:00:12]
They don't understand that us kids[00:00:13]
Are going to make some mistakes[00:00:14]
So to you all the kids all across the land[00:00:16]
There's no need to argue[00:00:19]
Parents just don't understand[00:00:20]
I remember one year[00:00:32]
My mom took me school shopping[00:00:33]
It was me my brother my mom oh my pop[00:00:35]
And my little sister[00:00:38]
All hopped in the car[00:00:39]
We headed downtown to the Gallery Mall[00:00:41]
My mom started bugging with the clothes she chose[00:00:43]
I didn't say nothing at first[00:00:46]
I just turned up my nose[00:00:47]
She said "What's wrong This shirt cost $20"[00:00:49]
I said[00:00:51]
"Mom this shirt is plaid[00:00:52]
With a butterfly collar "[00:00:53]
The next half hour was the same old thing[00:00:54]
My mother buying me clothes from 1963[00:00:57]
And then she lost her mind and did the ultimate[00:00:59]
I asked her for Adidas and she bought me Zips [00:01:02]
I said "Mom what are you doing[00:01:05]
You're ruining my rep"[00:01:07]
She said "You're only sixteen[00:01:08]
You don't have a rep yet"[00:01:09]
I said "Mom[00:01:10]
Let's put these clothes back please"[00:01:11]
She said "no you go to school[00:01:13]
To learn not for a fashion[00:01:14]
Show"[00:01:15]
I said "This isn't Sha na na[00:01:16]
Come on Mom I'm not Bowzer[00:01:17]
Mom please put back the bell-bottom[00:01:19]
Brady Bunch trousers[00:01:20]
But if you don't want to I can live with that but[00:01:21]
You gotta put back the double-knit[00:01:24]
Reversible slacks"[00:01:25]
She wasn't moved - everything stayed the same[00:01:27]
Inevitably the first day of school came[00:01:29]
I thought I could get over I tried to play sick[00:01:32]
But my mom said "No no way[00:01:35]
Uh-uh forget it"[00:01:37]
There was nothing I could do I tried to relax[00:01:38]
I got dressed up in those ancient artifacts[00:01:40]
And when I walked into school[00:01:43]
It was just as I thought[00:01:45]
The kids were cracking up[00:01:46]
Laughing at the clothes Mom bought[00:01:47]
And those who weren't laughing still had a ball[00:01:49]
Because they were pointing and whispering[00:01:51]
As I walked down the hall[00:01:52]
I got home and told my Mom how my day went[00:01:54]
She said "If they were[00:01:57]
Laughing you don't need the [00:01:58]
"Cause they're not good friends"[00:01:58]
For the next six hours[00:02:00]
I tried to explain to my Mom[00:02:01]
That I was gonna have to go through[00:02:02]
This about 200 more times[00:02:04]
So to you all the kids all across the land[00:02:05]
There's no need to argue[00:02:07]
Parents just don't understand[00:02:09]
Oh-kay here's the situation[00:02:22]
My parents went away on a week's vacation and[00:02:24]
They left the keys to the brand new Porsche[00:02:27]
Would they mind [00:02:29]
Umm well of course not[00:02:31]
I'll just take it for a little spin[00:02:33]
And maybe show it off to a couple of friends[00:02:35]
I'll just cruise it around the neighborhood[00:02:38]
Well maybe I shouldn't[00:02:40]
Yeah of course I should[00:02:42]
Pay attention here's the thick of the plot[00:02:44]
I pulled up to the corner at the end of my block[00:02:46]
That's when I saw this beautiful girlie[00:02:48]
Who was just[00:02:50]
Walking[00:02:51]
I picked up my car phone[00:02:51]
To perpetrate like I was talking[00:02:53]
You should've seen[00:02:55]
This girl's bodily dimensions[00:02:55]
I honked my horn just to get her attention[00:02:57]
She said oh"Was that for me "[00:03:00]
I said "Yeah"[00:03:01]
She said oh"my"[00:03:01]
I said "Come on and take a ride[00:03:02]
With a helluva guy"[00:03:04]
She said "How do I know that you're not sick [00:03:05]
You could be some deranged lunatic"[00:03:08]
I said "C'mon toots my name is the Prince[00:03:10]
Beside would a lunatic have a Porsche like this "[00:03:13]
She agreed and we were on our way[00:03:16]
She was looking very good and so was I[00:03:18]
Just might say[00:03:21]
We hit McDonald's pulled into the drive[00:03:22]
We ordered two Big Macs and two large fries[00:03:24]
She kicked her[00:03:27]
Shoes off onto the floor[00:03:28]
She said "Drive faster speed turns me on"[00:03:29]
She put her hand on my knee I put my foot on the gas[00:03:32]
We almost got whiplash I took off so fast[00:03:35]
The sun roof was open the music was high[00:03:38]
And this girl's hand was steadily moving up my thigh[00:03:40]
She had opened up three buttons on her shirt so far[00:03:43]
I guess that's why I didn't notice that (police car)[00:03:46]
We're doing ninety in my Mom's new Porsche[00:03:49]
And to make this long story short[00:03:51]
When the cop pulled me over I was scared as hell[00:03:54]
I said "I don't have a license but I drive very[00:03:57]
I almost had a heart attack that day[00:04:00]
Come to find out the girl was some[00:04:02]
A twelve-year-old runaway[00:04:04]
I was arrested the car was impounded[00:04:05]
And there was no way for me to avoid being grounded[00:04:08]
My parents had to come back get me[00:04:11]
I'd rather be in jail than to have my father hit me[00:04:13]
My parents walked in[00:04:16]
I got my grip I said[00:04:17]
"Ah Mom Dad how was your trip "[00:04:19]
They didn't speak[00:04:22]
I said "I want to plead my case"[00:04:23]
But my father just shoved me in the car by my face[00:04:24]
That was a hard ride home I don't know how I survived[00:04:27]
They took turns -[00:04:30]
One would beat me while the other one was driving[00:04:31]
I can't believe it I just made a mistake[00:04:33]
Well parents are the same no matter time nor place[00:04:35]
So to you all the kids all across the land[00:04:38]
Take it from me[00:04:40]
Parents just don't understand[00:04:42]