《Albert Comes Back》歌词

歌曲： Albert Comes Back

所属专辑：EMI Comedy Classics

歌手： Stanley Holloway

时长： 03:10

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Albert Comes Back - Stanley Holloway[00:00:00]

You've eard ow young Albert Ramsbottom[00:00:00]

At the zoo up at Blackpool one year[00:00:02]

With a stick with an orse's ead andle[00:00:05]

Gave a lion a poke in the ear[00:00:07]

The name of the lion was Wallace[00:00:09]

The poke in the ear made im wild[00:00:12]

And before you could say Bob's yer uncle[00:00:14]

Ed upped and e'd swallowed the child[00:00:17]

E were sorry the moment e done it[00:00:19]

With children e'd always been chums[00:00:23]

And besides e'd no teeth in his muzzle[00:00:25]

And e couldn't chew Albert on't gums[00:00:28]

E could feel the lad movin inside im[00:00:31]

As e lay on is bed of dried ferns[00:00:34]

And it might ave been little lad's birthday[00:00:37]

E wished im such appy returns[00:00:40]

Meanwhile Mr and Mrs Ramsbottom[00:00:43]

Ad gone back to their tea feelin' blue[00:00:46]

Ma said I feel down in the mouth like[00:00:48]

Pa said Aye I bet Albert does too[00:00:52]

Said Mother It just goes to show yer[00:00:55]

That the future is never revealed[00:00:58]

If I'd thowt we was goin' to lose im[00:01:00]

I'd ave not ad is boots soled and eeled[00:01:03]

Let's look on the bright side said Father[00:01:06]

Wot can't be elped must be endured[00:01:10]

Each cloud as a silvery lining[00:01:13]

And we did ave young Albert insured[00:01:16]

A knock on the door came that moment[00:01:19]

As Father these kind words did speak[00:01:21]

Twas the man from Prudential e'd come for[00:01:24]

Their tuppence per person per week[00:01:28]

When Father saw oo ad been knockin'[00:01:30]

E laughed and e kept laughin so[00:01:33]

The man said Ere wot's there to laugh at[00:01:37]

Pa said You'll laugh an' all when you know[00:01:40]

Excuse im for laughing said Mother[00:01:43]

But really things appen so strange[00:01:46]

Our Albert's been et by a lion[00:01:48]

You've got to pay us for a change[00:01:51]

Said the young man from the Prudential[00:01:54]

Now come come let's understand this[00:01:57]

You don't mean to say that you've lost im[00:02:00]

Pa said Oh no we know where e is[00:02:03]

When the young man ad eard all the details[00:02:07]

A purse from is pocket he drew[00:02:10]

And e paid them with interest and bonus[00:02:12]

The sum of nine pounds four and two[00:02:16]

Pa ad scarce got is and on the money[00:02:19]

When a face at the window they see[00:02:22]

And Mother cried Eee look it's Albert[00:02:25]

And Father said Aye it would be[00:02:29]

Albert came in all excited[00:02:32]

And started is story to give[00:02:35]

And Pa said I'll never trust lions[00:02:37]

Again not as long as I live[00:02:40]

The young man from the Prudential[00:02:43]

To pick up the money began[00:02:45]

But Father said ere wait a moment[00:02:47]

Don't be in a urry young man[00:02:50]

Then giving young Albert a shilling[00:02:53]

E said Ere pop off back to the zoo[00:02:55]

Get your stick with the orse's ead andle[00:02:58]

Go and see wot the tigers can do[00:03:00]