所属专辑:The Rose Hotel
歌手: Robert Earl Keen
时长: 04:16
10 000 Chinese Walk Into A Bar - Robert Earl Keen[00:00:01]
10000 chinese walk into a bar[00:00:16]
Order upa beer[00:00:20]
The barman says its funny you know[00:00:23]
We dont get many Chinese in here[00:00:26]
I dont know if i got it right[00:00:30]
Maybe no one knows[00:00:34]
Its just a joke i heard one night[00:00:38]
And thats the way it goes[00:00:42]
I ll have one[00:00:47]
Grab a chair and stay all night[00:00:50]
Make yourself at home[00:00:54]
I may be wrong but thats alright[00:00:57]
I am not alone[00:01:01]
A little man in this little town[00:01:11]
He wears a lot of hats[00:01:14]
He always out tom cattin around[00:01:18]
Hes got a thing for cats[00:01:22]
I aint seen him with a cat[00:01:26]
So aint really sure[00:01:29]
But listen close cause when he talks[00:01:33]
Sometimes you hear him purr[00:01:37]
There aint a cure[00:01:42]
Grab a chair and stay all night[00:01:45]
Make yourself at home[00:01:48]
I may be wrong but thats alright[00:01:53]
I am not alone[00:01:56]
Another man he loved duct tape[00:02:06]
He made a duct tape suit[00:02:09]
And he had duct tape[00:02:12]
From the top of his hat[00:02:15]
To the heel of his cowboy boot[00:02:17]
And when he died they buried him[00:02:21]
Down in that cold cold ground[00:02:24]
And they stuff him[00:02:28]
In that pine box boy[00:02:30]
And then they taped him down[00:02:32]
I was out of town[00:02:37]
Grab a chair and stay all night[00:02:40]
Make yourself at home[00:02:44]
I may be wrong but thats alright[00:02:47]
I am not alone[00:02:52]
And then there was this Irishman[00:03:19]
Who uh stayed drunk all time[00:03:22]
Im sorry friend i screwed that up[00:03:26]
I told you the punch line[00:03:30]
Anyway i got to split[00:03:34]
There just about to close[00:03:37]
But ill be back tomorrow night[00:03:41]
Cause that the way it goes[00:03:44]
Yeah thats the way it goes[00:03:48]