所属专辑:Oedipus Schmoedipus
歌手: Barry Adamson
时长: 03:02
Once upon a time[00:00:00]
A very handsome prince was walking along Dead Man's Trail [00:00:01]
Morning had just about broken[00:00:06]
And the wings of tiny birds cut through the rays of the sun [00:00:08]
Casting slithering shadows as they went about their pleasure [00:00:12]
The handsome prince was preparing to engage in this splendour [00:00:16]
When all of a sudden he noticed a beautiful[00:00:20]
And quite voluptuous maiden travelling towards him in slow motion [00:00:22]
"Oh my god "[00:00:28]
Thought the handsome prince with shameful excitement [00:00:29]
"she's incredible and so very stimulating "[00:00:32]
As the beautiful maiden approached him [00:00:37]
He gathered all of his resources plucked up courage [00:00:39]
And gave her one of his special curtseys[00:00:42]
That would hopefully see him in with a chance [00:00:45]
When he realised she was very tearful if not completely crushed [00:00:47]
The handsome prince swallowed a wave of guilt[00:00:53]
As the beautiful maiden now openly stood before him [00:00:56]
Sobbing her heart out [00:00:59]
Realising something was terribly wrong [00:01:01]
The handsome prince put all of his hang-ups on the shelf and asked:[00:01:04]
"What are you so inconceivably sad about if I may be so bold to enquire "[00:01:08]
The beautiful maiden gave a big sigh [00:01:13]
Which seemed to last a lifetime [00:01:16]
As the handsome prince sat on the edge of his metaphorical seat[00:01:19]
In preparation for her answer [00:01:23]
She announced:"I've just seen my therapist [00:01:25]
Who's convinced I have a borderline personality disorder with narcissistic traits [00:01:29]
Which means I'll be unhappy all my life[00:01:34]
As nobody will be able to measure up to the fantastically high standards[00:01:36]
That I just can't help but impose on them "[00:01:40]
The handsome prince's heart exploded with joy [00:01:44]
As in this moment he fell strangely and completely in love [00:01:47]
"Why that's outrageous who is this doctor of misery "[00:01:52]
The beautiful maiden had broken into the tiniest of smiles [00:01:56]
And on seeing she had the handsome prince by the short and curlies[00:02:00]
She began to weave a little magic here and a little magic there [00:02:04]
"I've never met anyone like you before [00:02:08]
Not only are you compassionate [00:02:11]
You're also very handsome [00:02:13]
I've lost my purse and the keys to my hovel[00:02:15]
And it looks like storm and I was wondering "[00:02:18]
The Handsome Prince floundered slightly then ejaculated:[00:02:22]
"You're so very beautiful [00:02:25]
I think I might die if I don't invite you to my castle[00:02:27]
At the end of this trail "[00:02:30]
"Would you like to kiss me my handsome prince "[00:02:32]
His knees began to knock as he lent[00:02:35]
Towards the voluptuous maiden in implicit expectation [00:02:38]
When they kissed [00:02:42]
The handsome prince felt a wave of nausea[00:02:44]
And a pain in his chest as blood began to now pour from it [00:02:46]
And the tiny birds dipped in the morning light and said[00:02:50]
"goodbye" to the handsome prince [00:02:53]
Who folded into a heap on Dead Man's Trail [00:02:55]
The beautiful maiden exclaiming: "Ah there is one born every minute "[00:02:58]