所属专辑:Ship Arriving Too Late To Save A Drowning Witch
时长: 04:50
Valley Girl - Frank Zappa[00:00:00]
Valley Girl[00:00:01]
She's a Valley Girl[00:00:02]
Valley Girl[00:00:04]
She's a Valley Girl[00:00:05]
Okay fine [00:00:07]
Fer sure fer sure[00:00:08]
She's a Valley Girl[00:00:10]
In a clothing store[00:00:12]
Okay fine [00:00:13]
Fer sure fer sure[00:00:15]
She's a[00:00:17]
Like OH MY GOD (Valley Girl)[00:00:18]
Like - TOTALLY (Valley Girl)[00:00:20]
Encino is like SO BITCHEN (Valley Girl)[00:00:24]
There's like the Galleria (Valley Girl)[00:00:27]
And like all these like really great shoe stores[00:00:30]
I love going into like clothing stores and stuff[00:00:33]
I like buy the neatest mini-skirts and stuff[00:00:36]
It's like so BITCHEN cuz like everybody's like[00:00:38]
Super-super nice [00:00:40]
It's like so BITCHEN [00:00:42]
On Ventura there she goes[00:00:44]
She just bought some bitchen clothes[00:00:47]
Tosses her head 'n flips her hair[00:00:51]
She got a whole bunch of nothin' in there[00:00:54]
Anyway he goes are you into S and M [00:00:58]
I go oh RIGHT [00:01:00]
Could you like just picture me in like a LEATHER TEDDY[00:01:01]
Yeah right HURT ME HURT ME [00:01:03]
I'm sure NO WAY [00:01:05]
He was like freaking me out [00:01:07]
He called me a BEASTIE [00:01:09]
That's cuz like he was totally BLITZED[00:01:10]
He goes like BAG YOUR FACE [00:01:12]
I'm sure [00:01:14]
Valley Girl[00:01:15]
She's a Valley Girl[00:01:16]
Valley Girl[00:01:17]
She's a Valley Girl[00:01:19]
Okay fine [00:01:21]
Fer sure fer sure[00:01:22]
She's a Valley Girl[00:01:24]
So sweet 'n pure[00:01:26]
Okay fine [00:01:27]
Fer sure fer sure[00:01:29]
She's a[00:01:31]
It's really sad (Valley Girl)[00:01:32]
Like my English teacher[00:01:34]
He's like (Valley Girl)[00:01:35]
He's like Mr BU-FU (Valley Girl)[00:01:37]
We're talking Lord God King BU-FU (Valley Girl)[00:01:41]
I am SO SURE[00:01:44]
He's like so GROSS[00:01:46]
He like sits there and like plays with all his rings[00:01:47]
And he like flirts with all the guys in the class[00:01:50]
It's like totally disgusting[00:01:52]
I'm like so sure[00:01:53]
It's like BARF ME OUT [00:01:54]
Gag me with a spoon [00:01:56]
Last idea to cross her mind[00:01:58]
Had something to do with where to find[00:02:01]
A pair of jeans to fit her butt[00:02:04]
And where to get her toenails cut[00:02:08]
So like I go into this like salon place y'know[00:02:11]
And I wanted like to get my toenails done[00:02:14]
And the lady like goes oh my God your toenails[00:02:16]
Are like so GRODY[00:02:18]
It was like really embarrassing[00:02:20]
She's like OH MY GOD like BAG THOSE TOENAILS[00:02:21]
I'm like sure [00:02:24]
She goes uh I don't know if I can handle this y'know [00:02:25]
I like was really embarrassed [00:02:28]
Valley Girl[00:02:30]
She's a Valley Girl[00:02:30]
Valley Girl[00:02:31]
She's a Valley Girl[00:02:32]
Okay fine[00:02:34]
Fer sure fer sure[00:02:36]
She's a Valley Girl[00:02:38]
And there is no cure[00:02:39]
Okay fine[00:02:41]
Sure Fer fer sure[00:02:43]
She's a Valley Girl[00:02:44]
And there is no cure[00:02:46]
Like my mother is like a total space cadet (Valley Girl)[00:02:48]
She like makes me do the dishes and (Valley Girl)[00:02:51]
CLEAN the cat box (Valley Girl)[00:02:55]
I am sure[00:02:58]
That's like GROSS (Valley Girl)[00:02:59]
BARF OUT (Valley Girl)[00:03:01]
OH MY GOD (Valley Girl)[00:03:05]
Hi [00:03:08]
Uh-huh (Valley Girl)[00:03:10]
My name [00:03:11]
My name is Ondrya Wolfson (Valley Girl)[00:03:12]
Uh-huh[00:03:14]
That's right Ondrya (Valley Girl)[00:03:15]
Uh-huh [00:03:18]
I know[00:03:18]
It's like (Valley Girl)[00:03:19]
I do not talk funny [00:03:20]
I'm sure (Valley Girl)[00:03:22]
Whatsa matter with the I way talk (Valley Girl)[00:03:24]
I am a VAL I know (Valley Girl)[00:03:28]
But I live like in a really good part of Encino so it's okay[00:03:31]
(Valley Girl)[00:03:34]
Uh-huh (Valley Girl)[00:03:35]
So like I don't know (Valley Girl)[00:03:38]
I'm like freaking out totally (Valley Girl)[00:03:41]
Oh my God (Valley Girl)[00:03:45]
Hi - I have to go to the orthodontist (Valley Girl)[00:03:48]
I'm getting my braces off y'know (Valley Girl)[00:03:51]
But I have to wear a retainer[00:03:54]
That's going to be really like a total bummer[00:03:56]
I'm freaking out[00:03:58]
I'm SURE[00:03:59]
It's like those things that like stick in your mouth[00:04:00]
They're so gross [00:04:02]
You like get saliva all over them[00:04:03]
But like I don't know it's going to be cool y'know[00:04:05]
So you can see my smile[00:04:08]
It'll be like really cool[00:04:09]
Except my like my teeth are like too small[00:04:10]
But NO BIGGIE [00:04:12]
It's so AWESOME[00:04:13]
It's like TUBULAR y'know[00:04:15]
Well I'm not like really ugly or anything[00:04:16]
It's just like[00:04:18]
I don't know[00:04:19]
You know me I'm like into like the clean stuff[00:04:22]
Like PAC-MAN and like I don't know[00:04:24]
Like my mother like makes me do the dishes[00:04:27]
It's like so GROSS [00:04:29]
Like all the stuff like sticks to the plates[00:04:31]
And it's like it's like somebody else's food y'know[00:04:33]
It's like GRODY [00:04:35]
GRODY TO THE MAX[00:04:35]
I'm sure[00:04:37]
It's like really nauseating[00:04:38]
Like BARF OUT[00:04:39]
GAG ME WITH A SPOON[00:04:42]
GROSS[00:04:44]
I am SURE[00:04:45]