《Panty Rap》歌词

歌曲： Panty Rap

所属专辑：Tinseltown Rebellion

歌手： Frank Zappa

时长： 04:35

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Panty Rap - Frank Zappa (弗兰克·扎帕)[00:00:00]

"Hello there welcome to the show [00:00:15]

No we are not going to play 'Cheepnis' - that's right -[00:00:21]

But we are collecting underpants [00:00:25]

And we are collecting brassieres [00:00:26]

We are collecting small articles of feminine underclothing [00:00:27]

We are making a quilt really - trust me [00:00:33]

So here's the deal [00:00:39]

If you're a girl and you're wearing a dress [00:00:41]

Whip 'em off that's it see [00:00:42]

No problem Even with a pin what does it say [00:00:45]

'Nobody's perfect' I guess so What we got here [00:00:50]

Oh Now let's see what's on the inside Uh huh trainer coos [00:00:55]

Okay S'more s'more Underpants brassieres just send 'em up no problem [00:01:00]

Oh you'll warm up to it [00:01:08]

If you're wearing pants and you have bikinis on underneath your pants [00:01:11]

Rip the edges and pull 'em out;[00:01:14]

If you're wearing those big old ugly cotton jobs go to the toilet and take 'em off [00:01:16]

Okay So far ladies and gentlemen [00:01:19]

The response from this particular community has not been especially gratifying [00:01:24]

Perhaps you're a little bit too intellectual here Here's something tasteful [00:01:27]

Very tasteful [00:01:34]

You'll get into it [00:01:42]

Oh some more - look - it's almost like going to a [00:01:45]

Well never mind Heh heh heh [00:01:51]

I just want to remind you that you are in direct competition with Chicago [00:01:55]

Which so far has produced the highest yield of female underclothes of any place in the United States [00:01:58]

Oh here's one thank you very much Chicago [00:02:07]

If you'll recall was the town in which we received the very famous Voodoo Butter Underpants [00:02:15]

Heh heh the pants that nearly broke Tommy Mars' neck [00:02:23]

As soon as he took a whiff of those [00:02:32]

His head went back this far [00:02:34]

And he was heard to mutter 'Jeezus' [00:02:37]

So we don't care what kind of condition they're in [00:02:41]

What've we got here 'Twat Book' [00:02:45]

Okay Uh huh very good - Zeets whadduya think [00:02:49]

He already has that one no problem though [00:03:03]

Well tonight you're gonna be entertained by;[00:03:10]

Ike Willis on guitar and vocals; Tommy Mars on keyboards and 'Jeezus' [00:03:13]

You're also going to be entertaining yourselves a little bit [00:03:27]

But don't worry about it Steve Vai on guitar vocals and light blue hair"[00:03:30]

"Another contestant over there" [00:03:34]

"Oh some more Okay [00:03:35]

Vinnie Colaiuta on booklet [00:03:37]

Now what does this say '[00:03:43]

Hi Frank how about' what does this say [00:03:48]

'My hat from the how about wearing my hat wearing ' How about this [00:03:54]

This is a college community right [00:03:59]

'How about wearing w-e-r-e-i-n-g never mind [00:04:01]

Arthur Barrow on bass; Bob Harris on keyboards [00:04:07]

High vocal trumpet and vegetables; and ladies and gentlemen [00:04:15]

The world-famous Ray White on guitar and vocals [00:04:22]

Okay you ready[00:04:27]