歌手: Lonnie Donegan
时长: 03:25
My Old Man's A Dustman - Lonnie Donegan[00:00:00]
Now here's a little story[00:00:01]
To tell it is a must[00:00:05]
About an unsung hero[00:00:10]
That moves away your dust[00:00:14]
Some people make a fortune[00:00:19]
Other's earn a mint[00:00:22]
My old man don't earn much[00:00:26]
In fact he's flippin' skint[00:00:30]
Oh my old man's a dustman[00:00:37]
He wears a dustman's hat[00:00:39]
He wears cor blimey trousers[00:00:41]
And he lives in a council flat[00:00:43]
He looks a proper narner[00:00:45]
In his great big hob nailed boots[00:00:47]
He's got such a job to pull em up[00:00:49]
That he calls them daisy roots[00:00:51]
Some folks give tips at Christmas[00:00:56]
And some of them forget[00:00:58]
So when he picks their bins up[00:01:00]
He spills some on the steps[00:01:02]
Now one old man got nasty[00:01:04]
And to the council wrote[00:01:05]
Next time my old man went 'round there[00:01:07]
He punched him up the throat[00:01:09]
Oh my old man's a dustman[00:01:11]
He wears a dustman's hat[00:01:13]
He wears cor blimey trousers[00:01:15]
And he lives in a council flat[00:01:17]
I say I say Duncan[00:01:19]
I 'er I found a police dog in my dustbin[00:01:21]
How do you know he's a police dog[00:01:24]
He had a policeman with him[00:01:26]
Though my old man's a dustman[00:01:30]
He's got a heart of gold[00:01:32]
He got married recently[00:01:34]
Though he's 86 years old[00:01:36]
We said 'Ear Hang on Dad[00:01:38]
You're getting past your prime[00:01:40]
He said 'Well when you get to my age[00:01:42]
'It helps to pass the time'[00:01:44]
Oh my old man's a dustman[00:01:45]
He wears a dustman's hat[00:01:48]
He wears cor blimey trousers[00:01:49]
And he lives in a council flat[00:01:51]
I say I say I say[00:01:53]
My dustbins full of lillies[00:01:55]
Well throw 'em away then[00:01:56]
I can't Lilly's wearing them[00:01:58]
Now one day while in a hurry[00:02:02]
He missed a lady's bin[00:02:05]
He hadn't gone but a few yards[00:02:07]
When she chased after him[00:02:08]
'What game do you think you're playing'[00:02:10]
She cried right from the heart[00:02:12]
'You've missed meam I too late'[00:02:14]
'No jump up on the cart'[00:02:16]
Oh my old man's a dustman[00:02:18]
He wears a dustman's hat[00:02:20]
He wears cor blimey trousers[00:02:22]
And he lives in a council flat[00:02:24]
I say I say I say What you again[00:02:25]
My dustbin's absolutely full with toadstools[00:02:29]
How do you know it's full[00:02:32]
'Cos there's not much room inside[00:02:34]
He found a tiger's head one day[00:02:39]
Nailed to a piece of wood[00:02:41]
The tiger looked quite miserable[00:02:43]
But I suppose it should[00:02:45]
Just then from out a window[00:02:47]
A voice began to wail[00:02:48]
He said Oi Where's me tiger head[00:02:50]
Four foot from it's tail[00:02:53]
Oh my old man's a dustman[00:02:54]
He wears a dustman's hat[00:02:56]
He wears cor blimey trousers[00:02:58]
And he lives in a council flat[00:03:00]
Next time you see a dustman[00:03:02]
Looking all pale and sad[00:03:04]
Don't kick him in the dustbin[00:03:06]
It might be my old dad[00:03:08]