《1-900 L.L. Cool J(Album Version)》歌词

歌曲： 1-900 L.L. Cool J(Album Version)

所属专辑：Walking With A Panther

歌手： LL Cool J

时长： 03:01

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1-900 L.L. Cool J - LL Cool J (埃勒·酷)[00:00:00]

Yo "Hello 1-900-LL Cool J "[00:00:10]

Yeah whassup [00:00:13]

"Can you please bust a funky rhyme for me "[00:00:13]

Yeah I can do that check this one out honey[00:00:16]

I motivate accelerate[00:00:20]

Devestate and dominate[00:00:22]

I don't smoke crack so I won't lose weight[00:00:25]

Give me the p**sy and the money[00:00:27]

And the mic and I'm straight[00:00:29]

Go to a resteraunt give me steak[00:00:30]

Then cook my chicken with Shake'n'Bake[00:00:32]

I leave all the preachin to Reverand Flake[00:00:35]

How much money can one black man make Huh[00:00:37]

I'm what's known as a true dynamiter[00:00:40]

I write rhymes fast without a typewriter[00:00:42]

Go with the flow but no I'm not a biter[00:00:45]

Can't compare a cock-a-roach and a spider[00:00:47]

Hell you might as well get a glass of punch[00:00:50]

Cause you're bitin my lyrics like a Nestle Crunch huh[00:00:52]

And bitin my rhymes ain't slick[00:00:55]

I got your gold teeth marks all over my[00:00:57]

Complications and aggravation[00:01:00]

An unnecessary-sation[00:01:02]

I'm like Sunkist good vibrations[00:01:05]

Your al-blum sounds like a compilation[00:01:07]

Cool out grab a seat and listen [00:01:10]

Cause I'ma start dismissin[00:01:13]

Sucker MC's who's out there frontin[00:01:15]

Talkin all that yang yo you smokin somethin[00:01:17]

Shoulda treated me royal yo he wasn't loyal[00:01:19]

Now it's all about chaos and turmoil[00:01:22]

gimme that microphone[00:01:26]

I'ma show you the real meaning of the danger zone[00:01:26]

Yo "Hello is this 1-900-LL Cool J "[00:01:31]

Yeah whassup[00:01:34]

"Can you tell me what you do when you're coolin out "[00:01:36]

Yo check this out[00:01:38]

Now when I'm coolin out no time for a granny[00:01:40]

Just a fly girl in t-shirt and panties[00:01:42]

"Can LL *censored* " Man can he [00:01:45]

I tell you what give up the fanny[00:01:47]

Cause on a bedroom tomb J swift[00:01:50]

Not too big but nothin to play with[00:01:52]

In addition you on a mission[00:01:55]

You need to audition for another position[00:01:57]

Doin damage is a crew tradition[00:02:00]

Name your next al-blum intermission[00:02:02]

You're full of preservatives -- plus [00:02:05]

You're too conservative[00:02:08]

I'm full of flair savoir faire debonairre[00:02:10]

There's no competition for this here[00:02:12]

So don't waste your time and breath[00:02:15]

I'm givin you all a big F[00:02:18]

MC's I envelop [00:02:20]

as the song goes on the rhyme develops[00:02:22]

I'm asiatic acrobatic charismatic[00:02:24]

You don't want no static[00:02:28]

Anyway I ain't havin it [00:02:30]

When I see the microphone -- I'm grabbin it[00:02:32]

Plug it in and take charge[00:02:35]

LL XL Xtra-Large[00:02:37]

KnowhatI'msayin Peace[00:02:40]

Hello [00:02:42]

Hello whassup girl [00:02:43]

How you doin girl I been tryin to call you all day[00:02:44]

Word up I was talkin to LL he was kickin[00:02:46]

Some mo' HYPED up rhymes to me[00:02:49]

Word I spoke to him today too[00:02:51]

Them rhymes WAS pumpin[00:02:53]

Well not to cut you short[00:02:55]

But I gotta go cause my man is here[00:02:56]

Alright[00:02:58]

See-ya[00:02:59]