所属专辑:Enderman Rap
时长: 03:34
Enderman Rap (Uncircumcised Version) - Dan Bull/Roc[00:00:00]
Lyrics by:Dan Bull[00:00:01]
Composed by:Dan Bull[00:00:01]
Sit up and listen I riff on the rhythm[00:00:06]
The sickest musician the slickest magician[00:00:08]
Who'll slip and then zip into different positions[00:00:10]
While lifting a brick with no slip of permission[00:00:12]
I'm not the most vicious of villain[00:00:14]
I'm nicking it just to make vanilla thrilling[00:00:16]
I'm not into killing but if you were[00:00:18]
Given the gift of intuition[00:00:20]
Then keep me within your peripheral vision[00:00:22]
'Cause I'm of a jittery disposition[00:00:24]
I'm a nervous guy that prefers to hide[00:00:26]
I'm terrible shy and I don't know why[00:00:28]
So please do me the following courtesy[00:00:30]
And never look me in the purple eyes[00:00:32]
I'm averse to being observed at night[00:00:34]
So if you see me you deserve to die[00:00:36]
You don't want to mess with the endermen[00:00:38]
No no no no no no no[00:00:42]
You don't want to mess with the endermen[00:00:46]
No no no no no no[00:00:50]
I see you peeking at me through the glass in the door[00:01:11]
What chap are you asking for more[00:01:14]
Boy you're jibbering jabbering like an old[00:01:16]
Man reminiscing of back in the war[00:01:18]
I'm naturally massively tall[00:01:20]
I should be practising basket-ty ball[00:01:22]
But I can't find a ball without corners at all[00:01:24]
So I'm passing the time by unstacking your wall[00:01:25]
If we pass in the hall you're gon'afto ignore me[00:01:27]
Perhaps you should look at the grass on the floor[00:01:30]
Grab a map and explore the various biomes[00:01:31]
But be aware this is my home[00:01:33]
I roam through the night alone[00:01:35]
Hoping to find someone I can bone[00:01:37]
But I'm out of sight and mind and time[00:01:39]
Like a rotary dial phone[00:01:42]
I don't want to die alone[00:01:44]
My type of solo's a xylophone[00:01:45]
You don't want to mess with the endermen[00:02:07]
No no no no no no no[00:02:11]
You don't want to mess with the endermen[00:02:15]
No no no no no[00:02:19]
Rockit[00:02:22]
You don't want to mess with the endermen[00:02:23]
No no no no no no no[00:02:27]
You don't want to mess with the endermen[00:02:31]
No no no no no[00:02:35]
Don't look me in the eye you better run and hide[00:02:41]
I'm chasing after you until you die[00:02:46]
Deadly as a knife beautifully designed[00:02:50]
I'm hunting you tonight until you die[00:02:54]
It's time to tell the truth a bomb you can't defuse[00:02:58]
So easily amused to watch you die[00:03:02]
Don't you try to fight you're lucky you're alive[00:03:06]
I have you in my sights no no no no[00:03:10]
Now you see me now you don't[00:03:13]
Shoving a dirt block down your throat[00:03:15]
You better not be getting out your boat[00:03:17]
I suggest that you don't leave the house alone[00:03:18]
Oh no I'm on a mission[00:03:21]
To win this staring competition[00:03:22]
I'll let you live on just one condition[00:03:24]
If you put a pumpkin upon you're forgiven[00:03:26]
No no no no[00:03:29]