《Chain Store Daisy》歌词

歌曲： Chain Store Daisy

所属专辑：Magic Tunes

歌手： Barbra Streisand

时长： 03:50

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Chain Store Daisy - Harold Rome[00:00:00]

When I was young I studied hard and thirsted after knowledge[00:00:04]

And often burned the midnight oil so I could get to college[00:00:08]

They told me my fine education[00:00:11]

Would help improve my situation[00:00:15]

So then I crammed and crammed til I was almost in a coma[00:00:20]

And CC's and exams til I got me a diploma[00:00:23]

Aha they said now comes admission[00:00:27]

Into a very high position[00:00:31]

Out I went and looked around[00:00:36]

And Macy's was the place I found[00:00:38]

I filled my blanks and application[00:00:40]

And went for my examination[00:00:42]

They took my weight and took my height[00:00:45]

And tapped my chest and tested my sight[00:00:47]

Examined my head took prints of my toes[00:00:49]

Looked at my teeth and up my nose[00:00:52]

Examined my throat and measured my hips[00:00:56]

And even took prints of my fingertips[00:00:58]

Made me say ah and told me to grunt[00:01:00]

Examined my back examined my front[00:01:04]

Then they tested my IQ[00:01:07]

And asked what I'd like to do[00:01:10]

And when that exam was through[00:01:13]

What there was to know Macy's knew[00:01:17]

So I got the job[00:01:23]

Life is a bitter cup of tea[00:01:25]

Now I'm just Salesgirl 73[00:01:30]

I used to be on the daisy chain[00:01:34]

Now I'm a chain store daisy[00:01:38]

Once they give me the honor seat[00:01:43]

Now I stand up with pains in my feet[00:01:47]

I used to be on the daisy chain[00:01:52]

Now shoppers drive me crazy[00:01:56]

I sell smart but thrifty[00:02:00]

Corsets at $3.50[00:02:03]

Better grades $4.69[00:02:05]

I sell bras and gerters for more than murderers[00:02:08]

To holding their plump behind this counter[00:02:13]

Once I wrote poems put people in tears[00:02:18]

Now I write checks for lady brassieres[00:02:22]

I used to be on the daisy chain[00:02:26]

Now I'm a chain store daisy[00:02:31]

Oh yes madame[00:02:35]

Oh no madame[00:02:37]

I guess madame[00:02:40]

That so madame[00:02:41]

Of course madame[00:02:44]

That's the pretty best[00:02:45]

Exactly the kind is worn by Maywest[00:02:48]

Pretty you madame[00:02:52]

We do madame[00:02:54]

That's ture madame[00:02:56]

In do madame[00:02:58]

Oh that one is $19.74[00:03:00]

It ought to be expensive it's the largest in the store[00:03:05]

Once I had a yearning for all higher learning[00:03:08]

And studied to I make the grade[00:03:13]

I pursue my knowledge and finish college[00:03:16]

Well look at the kind of grade I made[00:03:21]

I'm selling things to fit the figger[00:03:25]

Make the big things small and the small things bigger[00:03:30]

I used to be on the daisy chain[00:03:34]

Now I'm a chain store daisy[00:03:38]