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歌手: Bob Dylan
时长: 04:48
Well it took me a woman late last night[00:00:11]
I's three-fourths drunk she looked all right[00:00:13]
'Til she started peelin' off her onion gook[00:00:19]
She took off her wig said how do I look[00:00:21]
I's high flyin' bare naked out the window[00:00:24]
Well sometimes I might get drunk[00:00:35]
Walk like a duck and smell like a skunk[00:00:38]
Don't hurt me none don't hurt my pride[00:00:40]
'Cause I got my little lady right by my side[00:00:42]
She's a tryin' a hide pretendin' she don't know me[00:00:46]
I's out there paintin' on the old wood shed[00:00:58]
When a can a black paint it fell on my head[00:01:00]
I went down to scrub and rub[00:01:05]
But I had to sit in back off the tub [00:01:07]
Cost a quarter half price[00:01:10]
Well my telephone rang it would not stop[00:01:18]
It's President Kennedy callin' me up[00:01:21]
He said "My friend Bob what do we need[00:01:25]
To make the country grow "[00:01:27]
I said "My friend John Brigitte Bardot [00:01:28]
Anita Ekberg[00:01:30]
Sophia Loren country will grow"[00:01:34]
Well I got a woman five feet short[00:01:46]
She yells and hollers an' squeals an' snorts[00:01:49]
She tickles my nose pats me on my head[00:01:53]
Blows me over and kicks me out of bed[00:01:56]
She's a man eater meat grinder bad looser[00:01:59]
Oh there ain't no use in me workin' all the time[00:02:12]
I got a woman who works herself blind[00:02:15]
Works up to her britches up to her neck[00:02:17]
Writes me letters and sends me checks[00:02:19]
She's a humdinger folk singer[00:02:22]
Late one day in the middle of the week[00:02:36]
Eyes were closed I was half asleep[00:02:39]
I chased me a woman up the hill[00:02:41]
Right in the middle of an air drill[00:02:44]
I jumped a fallout shelter [00:02:47]
I jumped the string bean[00:02:49]
I jumped the TV dinner I jumped the shot gun[00:02:52]
Now the man on the stand he wants my vote[00:03:01]
He's a runnin' for office on the ballot note[00:03:03]
He's out there preachin' in front of the steeple[00:03:06]
Tellin' me he loves all kinds a people[00:03:08]
He's eatin' bagels he's eatin' pizza [00:03:12]
He's eatin' chitins[00:03:17]
Oh set me down on a television floor[00:03:27]
I'll flip the channel to number four[00:03:29]
Out of the shower comes a football man[00:03:32]
With a bottle of oil in his hand greasy kid stuff[00:03:34]
What I wanna know Mr Football Man is[00:03:42]
What do you do about Willy Mays[00:03:44]
Martin Luther King Olatunji oh[00:03:48]
Well the funniest woman I ever seen[00:04:01]
Was the great granddaughter of Mr Clean[00:04:03]
She takes about fifteen baths a day[00:04:07]
Wants me to grow a mustache on my face she's insane[00:04:09]
Well ask me why I'm drunk all the time[00:04:21]
It levels my head and eases my mind[00:04:23]
I just walk along and stroll and sing[00:04:28]
I see better days and I do better things[00:04:30]
I catch dinosaurs make love to Elizabeth Taylor[00:04:34]
Catch hell from Richard Burton[00:04:38]