所属专辑:Tell Tall Tales! Legends, And Nonsense
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I'm an old timer[00:00:00]
I'm an excellent rhymer[00:00:02]
I'll send you a song of the sights I have seen[00:00:04]
It's late in December but well I remember[00:00:09]
The springtime of youth when the world was so green[00:00:13]
I was born a hundred thousand years ago[00:00:23]
There ain't nothing in this world that I don't know[00:00:26]
There's no place that I ain't been[00:00:29]
Round the world and back again[00:00:31]
And I'll whup the man that says it isn't so[00:00:32]
In the dawn of civilization I recall[00:00:36]
My cave had bearskin carpets[00:00:39]
Wall to wall[00:00:40]
We were quite the social group[00:00:42]
I was friends without you[00:00:44]
And a charming fellow named Neanderthal[00:00:45]
I knew Adam and Eve before they knew the score[00:00:49]
It was I designed the fig leaves that they wore[00:00:52]
And behind the bushes kneeling[00:00:55]
Saw the apple they was peeling[00:00:57]
And I swear that I'm the guy that ate the core[00:00:58]
I was born a hundred thousand years ago[00:01:02]
There ain't nothing in this world that I don't know[00:01:05]
There's no place that I ain't been[00:01:08]
Round the world and back again[00:01:10]
And I'll whup the man that says it isn't so[00:01:11]
Took a trip with Cleopatra down the Nile[00:01:15]
Yes we dated off and on for quite awhile[00:01:18]
And for King Tut and his kiddies[00:01:21]
I built all the pyramiddies[00:01:23]
And I represented Caesar at his trial[00:01:24]
Mr Nero was a personal friend of mine[00:01:28]
The way he played the fiddle was divine[00:01:31]
I went by invitation[00:01:34]
To a Roman celebration[00:01:36]
And ended up with ashes in my wine[00:01:37]
I was born a hundred thousand years ago[00:01:41]
There ain't nothing in this world that I don't know[00:01:44]
There's no place that I ain't been[00:01:47]
Round the world and back again[00:01:49]
And I'll whup the man that says it isn't so[00:01:50]
I'll tell you how America came to be[00:01:54]
I went sailing with Columbus cross the sea[00:01:57]
He got sick the day we landed[00:02:00]
And he went home empty-handed[00:02:02]
By rights the whole darn place belongs to me[00:02:04]
I know much more than any book can tell[00:02:07]
And you must admit[00:02:10]
I sing it rather well[00:02:11]
And the last part is the best[00:02:13]
If you'd like to hear the rest[00:02:15]
You can sing it for yourself or go to hell[00:02:16]
I was born a hundred thousand years ago[00:02:20]
There ain't nothing in this world that I don't know[00:02:23]
There's no place that I ain't been[00:02:26]
Round the world and back again[00:02:28]
And I'll whup the man that says it isn't so[00:02:29]
And I'll whup the man that says it isn't so[00:02:33]
The Old-Timer - The New Christy Minstrels[00:02:37]