所属专辑:Non-Stop Country Super Hits
时长: 01:15
I'm Gonna Hire A Wino To Decorate Our Home - Country Pop All-Stars[00:00:00]
She said:[00:00:01]
"I'm gonna' hire a wino to decorate our home [00:00:01]
"So you'll feel more at ease here [00:00:05]
And you won't have to roam [00:00:09]
"We'll take out the dining room table [00:00:12]
And put a bar along that wall [00:00:14]
"And a neon sign to point the way [00:00:18]
To our bathroom down the hall "[00:00:21]
She said: "You'll get friendly service [00:00:25]
And for added atmosphere [00:00:28]
"I'll slip on something sexy [00:00:31]
And I'll cut it clear to here [00:00:34]
"Then you can slap my bottom [00:00:37]
Every time you tell a joke [00:00:40]
"Just as long as you keep tipping [00:00:43]
Well I'll laugh until you're broke "[00:00:46]
She said: "Instead of family quarrels [00:00:50]
We'll have a bar-room brawl [00:00:53]
"When the Ham's bear say's its closing time [00:00:56]
You won't have far to crawl [00:00:59]
"And when you run out of money [00:01:02]
You'll have me to thank [00:01:05]
"You can sleep it off next morning [00:01:07]
When I'm putting it in the bank "[00:01:10]