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《I’m Gonna Hire A Wino To Decorate Our Home》歌词


歌曲: I’m Gonna Hire A Wino To Decorate Our Home

所属专辑:Non-Stop Country Super Hits

歌手: Country Pop All-Stars

时长: 01:15

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I’m Gonna Hire A Wino To Decorate Our Home

I'm Gonna Hire A Wino To Decorate Our Home - Country Pop All-Stars[00:00:00]

She said:[00:00:01]

"I'm gonna' hire a wino to decorate our home [00:00:01]

"So you'll feel more at ease here [00:00:05]

And you won't have to roam [00:00:09]

"We'll take out the dining room table [00:00:12]

And put a bar along that wall [00:00:14]

"And a neon sign to point the way [00:00:18]

To our bathroom down the hall "[00:00:21]

She said: "You'll get friendly service [00:00:25]

And for added atmosphere [00:00:28]

"I'll slip on something sexy [00:00:31]

And I'll cut it clear to here [00:00:34]

"Then you can slap my bottom [00:00:37]

Every time you tell a joke [00:00:40]

"Just as long as you keep tipping [00:00:43]

Well I'll laugh until you're broke "[00:00:46]

She said: "Instead of family quarrels [00:00:50]

We'll have a bar-room brawl [00:00:53]

"When the Ham's bear say's its closing time [00:00:56]

You won't have far to crawl [00:00:59]

"And when you run out of money [00:01:02]

You'll have me to thank [00:01:05]

"You can sleep it off next morning [00:01:07]

When I'm putting it in the bank "[00:01:10]