所属专辑:70s Hard Rock Hits
歌手: The Rock Heroes
时长: 05:22
Flakes (as made famous by Frank Zappa) - The Rock Heroes[00:00:00]
Flakes Flakes [00:00:06]
Flakes Flakes [00:00:13]
They don't do no good[00:00:15]
They never be working[00:00:17]
When they oughta should[00:00:19]
They waste your time[00:00:21]
They're wasting mine[00:00:24]
California's got the most of them[00:00:26]
Boy they got a host of them[00:00:31]
Swear t'God they got the most[00:00:36]
At every business on the coast[00:00:37]
Swear t'God they got the most[00:00:40]
At every business on the coast[00:00:42]
They got the Flakes[00:00:44]
Flakes Flakes [00:00:51]
They can't fix yer brakes[00:00:52]
You ask 'em "Where's my motor "[00:00:54]
"Well it was eaten by snakes"[00:00:56]
You can stab and shoot and spit[00:00:58]
But they won't be fixing it[00:01:01]
They're lying an' lazy[00:01:03]
They can be driving you crazy[00:01:08]
Swear t'God they got the most[00:01:13]
At every business on the coast[00:01:14]
Swear t'God they got the most[00:01:17]
At every business on the coast[00:01:19]
Take it away Bob [00:01:21]
I asked as nice as I could[00:01:23]
If my job would[00:01:28]
Somehow be finished by Friday[00:01:33]
Well them whole damn weekend[00:01:42]
Came and went Frankie[00:01:45]
Wanna buy some mandies Bob [00:01:47]
'N' they didn't do nothing[00:01:49]
But they charged me double for Sunday[00:01:53]
You know no matter what you do [00:02:01]
They gonna cheat and rob you[00:02:07]
Then they'll send you a bill[00:02:11]
That'll get your senses reeling[00:02:13]
And if you do not pay[00:02:20]
They got computer collectors[00:02:26]
That'll get you so crazy[00:02:31]
'Til your head'll go through the ceiling[00:02:33]
Yes it will [00:02:36]
I'm a moron and this is my wife[00:03:06]
She's frosting a cake[00:03:10]
With a paper knife[00:03:12]
All what we got here's[00:03:14]
American made[00:03:16]
It's a little bit cheesey [00:03:19]
But it's nicely displayed[00:03:21]
Well we don't get excited when it[00:03:23]
Crumbles 'n' breaks[00:03:26]
We just get on the phone[00:03:27]
And call up some Flakes[00:03:30]
They rush on over[00:03:32]
'N' wreck it some more[00:03:34]
'N' we are so dumb[00:03:37]
They're lining up at our door[00:03:39]
Well the toilet went crazy[00:03:41]
Yersterday afternoon[00:03:43]
The plumber he says[00:03:46]
Never flush a tampoon [00:03:48]
This great information[00:03:50]
Cost me half a week's pay[00:03:53]
And the toilet blew up[00:03:55]
Later on the next day-ay-eee-ay[00:03:57]
Blew up the next day[00:04:09]
WOO-OOO[00:04:11]