所属专辑:The Very Best Of Jake Thackray
歌手: Jake Thackray
时长: 03:51
The Kiss - Jake Thackray[00:00:00]
She kissed me like a child fresh[00:00:07]
And peckish like a child[00:00:09]
She was wild as little strawberries[00:00:10]
But though she kissed me[00:00:12]
As a child would do[00:00:14]
She clung on a little longer[00:00:16]
Than she needed to[00:00:17]
I did it for a dare go and[00:00:22]
Kiss her for a dare[00:00:24]
In the middle of the village square[00:00:25]
She was as seventeenish as the month of May[00:00:27]
And her daddy was a butcher[00:00:31]
In a pie-and-puddings way[00:00:32]
But then this kiss this kiss[00:00:37]
This little skirmish of a kiss[00:00:38]
Was importunately witnessed[00:00:40]
By the twitching whiskers and the bulging eyes[00:00:42]
Of a couple of the local ladies who were passing by[00:00:46]
Passing by passing by[00:00:49]
Couple of the local ladies who were passing by[00:00:54]
It was misunderstood this pretty kiss misunderstood[00:01:03]
By the squinting sisterhood[00:01:07]
And thus the whisper whisper[00:01:08]
Went from pinafore to pinafore[00:01:10]
Every tut-tut more grievous[00:01:12]
Than the well I never before[00:01:14]
Until her daddy heard her demented daddy heard[00:01:18]
Every grisly whispered word[00:01:21]
And stepping fresh from the slaughterhouse the crimson butcher ran[00:01:23]
The steam around his shoulders still A cleaver still in his hand[00:01:27]
Well you may buy my pies he cries[00:01:32]
My puddings buy my pies[00:01:34]
Keep your whippersnapping eyes[00:01:36]
From off the juicy beauty of my daughter who[00:01:38]
Is a tit-bit far too tasty for the lips of the likes of you[00:01:41]
Likes of you likes of you[00:01:45]
Far too tasty for the lips of the lay about likes of you[00:01:49]
He swung his cleaver high swung His whistling cleaver high[00:01:59]
And his cry was agonising[00:02:03]
I shall follow king solomon's[00:02:04]
Decision inasmuch[00:02:06]
As I'm off to split you down the middle easy collarbone to crutch[00:02:07]
But with a single bound his daughter[00:02:14]
With a springy bound[00:02:16]
Flung her arms and legs around me singing[00:02:17]
Split all you wish to daddy let the cleaver fall[00:02:19]
And you shall split me likewise[00:02:23]
Precious titbits and all[00:02:24]
I am my own to give nobody[00:02:28]
Else but mine to give[00:02:30]
Perhaps I'll give it to this whippersnapper[00:02:32]
Backbone to belly-button tongue-tip to toe[00:02:34]
From nipples up above to bushy triangle below[00:02:37]
Down below down below[00:02:40]
My tangled diamond down below[00:02:45]
Which came as news to me both[00:02:55]
To the butcher man and me[00:02:57]
But who was I to disagree[00:02:58]
What with my nose in her breastbone[00:03:00]
Her haunches in my hand[00:03:02]
And a chopper in the offing[00:03:03]
There was a lot to understand[00:03:05]
The cleaver never never fell[00:03:09]
The jealous cleaver never fell[00:03:11]
And although my eyes were elsewhere[00:03:13]
By a pressing little message of her elbows and thighs[00:03:14]
She'd let me know her daddy'd Gone tears in his eyes[00:03:18]
She kissed me like a child fresh[00:03:24]
And peckish like a child[00:03:26]
She was wild as little strawberries[00:03:27]
But though she kissed me as a child would do[00:03:29]
She clung on a little longer[00:03:33]
Than she needed to[00:03:34]
Needed to needed to[00:03:36]
On a little longer than she needed to do[00:03:41]