所属专辑:Drunk & Crazy
歌手: Bobby Bare
时长: 02:34
Food Blues - Bobby Bare[00:00:00]
I was waiting in Rosie's Restaurant[00:00:07]
When the waiter came up and said what do you want[00:00:12]
I looked at the menu and it looked so nice[00:00:16]
Till he said lemme give you some advice[00:00:20]
He said spaghetti and potatoes got too much starch[00:00:23]
Pork chops and sausage are bad for your heart[00:00:28]
There's hormones in chicken and beef and veal[00:00:32]
Bowl of ravioli is a dead man's meal[00:00:36]
Bread got preservatives there's nitrites in ham[00:00:40]
Artificial coloring in jellies and jam[00:00:44]
Stay away from donuts run away from pie[00:00:48]
Pepperoni pizza is a sure way to die[00:00:52]
Sugar rots your teeth and makes you put on weight[00:00:56]
But artificial sweetener's got cyclamates[00:01:00]
Eggs got cholesterol[00:01:04]
There's fat in cheese[00:01:06]
Coffee ruins your kidneys and so does tea[00:01:09]
Fish got mercury[00:01:12]
Red meat is poison[00:01:15]
Salt's gonna send your blood pressure rising[00:01:17]
Hot dogs and bologna got deadly red dyes[00:01:21]
Vegetables and fruits are sprayed with pesticides[00:01:25]
So I said what can I eat that's gonna make me last[00:01:44]
He said a small drink of water in a sterilized glass[00:01:48]
And then he stopped and he thought for a minute[00:01:53]
And said never mind the water[00:01:57]
There's carcinogenics in it[00:01:59]
So I got up from the table[00:02:01]
And walked out in the street[00:02:03]
Realizing there was nothing I could eat[00:02:05]
I ain't eaten for a month and I'm feeling fine[00:02:09]
'Cause he did not mention[00:02:13]
Beer whiskey women and sweet red wine[00:02:16]