《The Hole(2006 Digital Remaster)》歌词

歌曲： The Hole(2006 Digital Remaster)

所属专辑：Jake In A Box Vol 1 & 2

歌手： Jake Thackray

时长： 03:44

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The Hole - Jake Thackray[00:00:01]

After work on Friday I was waiting for a bus [00:00:10]

Me mouth was dropping open[00:00:14]

And my gaze was vacuous [00:00:16]

And in the British worker's classic pose[00:00:18]

I was leaning on a door[00:00:20]

When half way down the wormy woodwork[00:00:22]

Quite by chance I saw a little hole [00:00:25]

Well I know it sounds ridiculous [00:00:31]

I know it's awfully odd [00:00:33]

But I suddenly felt like giving that[00:00:35]

Little hole a furtive prod [00:00:37]

So I popped my finger in and[00:00:39]

Then I waggled it about [00:00:41]

But once I'd got the bleeder in [00:00:43]

I couldn't get the bleeder out of the hole [00:00:45]

The hole [00:00:49]

Just a little hole in a door in a door [00:00:53]

Opposite the bus stop of the number 74 [00:00:56]

Suddenly my humdrum life was out of my control[00:00:59]

When I set my wretched eyes upon the hole [00:01:02]

Into the night I heaved and strained [00:01:09]

But still without success [00:01:11]

Then a constable came and asked[00:01:13]

Me for me name and me address [00:01:14]

He said "I can pull you in for loitering[00:01:16]

And maliciously lingering -[00:01:18]

"And furthermore you're not supposed[00:01:21]

To have your finger in that there 'ole "[00:01:23]

The hole [00:01:27]

Just a little hole in a door in a door [00:01:30]

How was I to know that I was breaking[00:01:33]

The law [00:01:35]

They sent a big Alsatian and a vice squad patrol[00:01:36]

When they heard about my finger and the hole [00:01:39]

A crowd sprang up the streets were full [00:01:46]

The public formed a queue [00:01:48]

The national press and the BBC[00:01:50]

Got ready to interview [00:01:52]

They said "Just smile please [00:01:54]

For the cameras and do stop fidgeting [00:01:55]

"Now tell the world just what it feels[00:01:58]

Like with your digit inside a hole "[00:02:00]

The hole [00:02:04]

Just a little hole in a door in a door [00:02:07]

Small dark recess; nothing less nothing more [00:02:10]

It may seem quite absurd but[00:02:13]

It is anything but droll [00:02:14]

Posing for your picture with your[00:02:16]

Finger up a hole [00:02:18]

And then they sent a special doctor[00:02:23]

With a special rubber glove [00:02:24]

And a very special finger and a very special shove [00:02:26]

And he stroked around and groped around [00:02:30]

And wrote down in his book[00:02:33]

"The patient is doing nicely but he's got[00:02:34]

His finger stuck up a hole "[00:02:37]

The hole [00:02:41]

Just a little hole in a door in a door [00:02:44]

Up came the Fire Brigade with choppers galore [00:02:46]

The door flew off its hinges;[00:02:49]

It was quite a rigmarole [00:02:51]

They took us off to prison: me the door [00:02:53]

And the hole [00:02:55]

And then when I appeared in court [00:02:59]

I cried "M'Lud it isn't fair [00:03:01]

"Man will always poke up holes m'Lud [00:03:03]

Because they're there [00:03:06]

"I'm innocent I've drunk too deeply[00:03:07]

From life's bitter cup;[00:03:09]

"And if you don't believe me get yer[00:03:11]

Worshipful finger up any old hole "[00:03:13]

The hole [00:03:17]

Just a little hole in a door in a door [00:03:20]

Seems I've got to live with it for now and evermore [00:03:23]

So vicar come and give a[00:03:26]

Wash-and-brush-up to me soul [00:03:28]

'Cos I'm off to meet me Maker[00:03:29]

With me finger up an everlasting hole[00:03:31]