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歌手: Noel Coward
时长: 03:19
The Stately Homes of England - Noel Coward[00:00:00]
Lord elderly lord borrowmere[00:00:07]
Lord sickert and lord camp[00:00:09]
With every virtue every grace[00:00:11]
Ah what avails the sceptred race[00:00:14]
Here you see the four of us[00:00:18]
And there are so many more of us[00:00:20]
Eldest sons[00:00:22]
That must succeed[00:00:24]
We know how caesar conquered gaul[00:00:26]
And how to whack a cricket ball[00:00:28]
Apart from this our education[00:00:29]
Lacks co ordination[00:00:32]
Though we're young[00:00:34]
And tentative[00:00:36]
And rather rip representative[00:00:37]
Scions of a noble breed[00:00:38]
We are the products of those homes[00:00:42]
Serene and stately[00:00:44]
Which only lately[00:00:45]
Seem to have run to seed[00:00:48]
The stately homes of england[00:00:50]
How beautifully they stand[00:00:52]
To prove the upper classes[00:00:54]
Have still the upper hand[00:00:56]
Though the fact that they have to be rebuilt[00:00:58]
And frequently mortgaged to the hilt[00:01:00]
Is inclined to take the gilt[00:01:02]
Off the gingerbread[00:01:05]
And certainly damps the fun[00:01:06]
Of the eldest son[00:01:08]
But still we won't be beaten[00:01:10]
We'll scrimp and scrape and save[00:01:12]
The playing fields of eton[00:01:14]
Have made us frightfully brave[00:01:16]
And though if the van dycks have to go[00:01:18]
And we pawn the bechstein grand[00:01:20]
We'll stand by the stately homes of england[00:01:21]
Here you see[00:01:30]
The pick of us[00:01:31]
You may be heartily sick of us[00:01:32]
Still with sense[00:01:34]
We're all imbued[00:01:35]
Our homes command extensive views[00:01:37]
And with assistance from the jews[00:01:40]
We have been able to dispose of[00:01:41]
Rows and rows and rows of[00:01:44]
Gainsboroughs and lawrences[00:01:46]
Some sporting prints of aunt florence's[00:01:49]
Some of which were rather rude[00:01:50]
Although we sometimes flaunt our family conventions[00:01:53]
Our good intentions[00:01:57]
Mustn't be misconstrued[00:02:00]
The stately homes of england[00:02:02]
We proudly represent[00:02:04]
We only keep them up[00:02:06]
For americans to rent[00:02:07]
Though the pipes that supply the bathroom burst[00:02:09]
And the lavatory makes you fear the worst[00:02:12]
It was used by charles[00:02:14]
Quite informally[00:02:16]
And later by george iv[00:02:18]
On a journey north[00:02:20]
The state departments keep their[00:02:22]
Historical renown[00:02:24]
It's wiser not to sleep there[00:02:26]
In case they tumble down[00:02:28]
But still if they ever catch on fire[00:02:30]
Which with any luck they might[00:02:31]
We'll fight for the stately homes of england[00:02:33]
The stately homes of england[00:02:37]
Though rather in the lurch[00:02:39]
Provide a lot of chances[00:02:41]
For psychical research[00:02:43]
There's the ghost of a crazy younger son[00:02:45]
Who murdered in 1351[00:02:47]
An extremely rowdy nun[00:02:49]
Who resented it[00:02:52]
And people who come to call[00:02:53]
Meet her in the hall[00:02:56]
The baby in the guest wing[00:02:57]
Who crouches by the grate[00:02:59]
Was walled up in the west wing in 1428[00:03:01]
If anyone spots[00:03:05]
The queen of scots[00:03:06]
In a hand embroidered shroud[00:03:07]
We're proud of the stately homes of england[00:03:09]