所属专辑:Hit Pack (Explicit)
时长: 03:35
Used 2B A Sperm - Digital Underground[00:00:00]
I used to be a sperm[00:00:10]
Was it fun[00:00:12]
No it was hurry up run[00:00:13]
I used to be a sperm[00:00:14]
Was it fun[00:00:16]
No it was hurry up run[00:00:17]
I used to be a sperm[00:00:19]
Was it fun[00:00:21]
No it was hurry up run[00:00:22]
I used to be a sperm[00:00:24]
Was it fun[00:00:26]
No it was hurry up run[00:00:27]
Many years ago I was a sperm in a ball[00:00:29]
In a really great nation a hundred million strong[00:00:31]
And everybody's waiting for the big day[00:00:34]
When they open up the main gate and let us go play[00:00:36]
It only happens once in a lifetime[00:00:39]
A chance to go to heaven[00:00:41]
And in ball land heaven means the egg[00:00:42]
Then out of a hundred million of us[00:00:44]
Only one gets to dip in[00:00:45]
Can you imagine the competition[00:00:47]
An all-out bloody war to the finish line[00:00:49]
My man al he was swimming in a squiggly line[00:00:51]
I said hey cap why you zig-zagging like that[00:00:54]
He said I was raised baptist and this is what we practice[00:00:56]
I'm trying to go to heaven[00:00:58]
Look at page seventy-seven[00:00:59]
It says a zig-zag line is divine[00:01:01]
I'm like a'ight chill whatever it's clever[00:01:03]
Me I got a different plan[00:01:05]
I'm swimming in a straight line fast as I can[00:01:06]
Peace[00:01:08]
After that I seen my girl reese fine as f**k[00:01:08]
But she was swimming in a circle like she's stuck[00:01:11]
I'm like reese what up with it why you not running[00:01:13]
She said I'm a christian and running is a sin[00:01:15]
I said what about the egg baby what about survival[00:01:18]
She said you better slow it down greg have you read the bible[00:01:20]
Yeah and the koran and the color purple[00:01:23]
But I strongly suggest you swim straight not in a circle[00:01:25]
She said I'm a heathen and I'm having too much fun[00:01:27]
But I left her standing there cause I gotta keep running[00:01:30]
I used to be a sperm[00:01:33]
Was it fun[00:01:35]
No it was hurry up run[00:01:36]
I used to be a sperm[00:01:37]
Was it fun[00:01:40]
No it was hurry up run[00:01:40]
Then I run into this brother named ben[00:01:42]
Said suicide and holy war is how you get in[00:01:45]
Reminded me of al a little bit except without the perm[00:01:47]
I got away from ben he was killing other sperms[00:01:50]
Germs I noticed on my left but I kept racing[00:01:52]
They had a flag said gonorrhea nation[00:01:55]
Expressions on they face was ugly plus they smelled bad[00:01:57]
I was glad when I seen my man brad[00:02:00]
I'm like brad what up with it why you not running[00:02:02]
I just become a mormon won't be doing any running anymore[00:02:04]
Oh no another bro bites the dust[00:02:07]
He said have you met jesus yet[00:02:09]
I said I gotta go I'm in a rush[00:02:11]
You won't find the egg like that[00:02:12]
Originally it was a curse if you're black[00:02:14]
Oooh[00:02:15]
I should have slapped that cap or dropped that cap[00:02:17]
But I ain't got time to stop like that[00:02:19]
How could he be so lost like that[00:02:20]
Back to the race[00:02:22]
I get to the main gate first but I pause[00:02:23]
Cause I heard about them nations that were lost[00:02:25]
To a titty or an a** f**k[00:02:27]
Imagine it[00:02:28]
Joke was on them[00:02:29]
They were swimming around in sh*t[00:02:30]
Another hundred million of us was dead when they found them[00:02:32]
Died from the spermicide up inside a condom[00:02:34]
Cats is on my heels[00:02:36]
I gotta think fast[00:02:38]
I guess it looks safe[00:02:39]
Left the shaft of my world[00:02:39]
Went out in pink space[00:02:40]
And there it was as beautiful as all god[00:02:42]
The mighty egg[00:02:44]
Woo[00:02:45]
Glad it wasn't no blow job[00:02:45]
I used to be a sperm[00:02:46]
Was it fun[00:02:48]
No it was hurry up run[00:02:50]
I used to be a sperm[00:02:51]
Was it fun[00:02:53]
No it was hurry up run[00:02:54]
I used to be a sperm[00:02:56]
Was it fun[00:02:58]
Run run[00:02:59]