歌手: Frank Zappa
时长: 04:11
Honey Don't You Want A Man Like me -Frank Zappa[00:00:00]
Honey honey hey[00:00:05]
Baby don't you want a man like me[00:00:06]
Honey honey hey[00:00:09]
Baby don't you want a man like me[00:00:11]
He was the Playboy Type (he smoke a pipe)[00:00:14]
His fav'rite phrase was "OUTA-SITE "[00:00:17]
He had an Irish Setter[00:00:20]
It was a singles bar a Tuesday night[00:00:23]
The moon was dim the band was tight[00:00:25]
They did the bump together[00:00:33]
What a splendid sight,(Ren-nen-nen-nen) her teeth were white[00:00:37]
The drinks were cheap (it was Ladies Nite)[00:00:46]
He was glad that he met her[00:00:50]
She was an office girl ("My name is Betty")[00:00:55]
Her fav'rite group was HELEN REDDY[00:01:00]
(They discussed the weather)[00:01:04]
Honey honey hey[00:01:11]
Baby don't you want a man like me[00:01:13]
Honey honey hey[00:01:17]
Baby don't you want a man like me[00:01:18]
Honey honey hey[00:01:22]
Baby don't you want a[00:01:24]
Baby don't you want a[00:01:26]
Baby don't you want a man[00:01:28]
She was the lonely sort just a little too short[00:01:31]
Her jokes were dumb and her fav'rite sport[00:01:34]
Was (in hockey the winter)[00:01:36]
He was duly impressed and was quick to suggest[00:01:41]
Any sport with a PUCK had to be 'bout the best[00:01:44]
As he jabbed his elbow in her ("Get it honey Get it ")[00:01:47]
Later on they went off to where the music was soft [00:01:51]
The candles were drippy they saw a REAL HIPPY[00:01:56]
Who delivered their dinner[00:02:00]
The rice was brown and soon they found[00:02:07]
That the crowd around that had jammed the room [00:02:11]
Well it seemed to be getting thinner[00:02:15]
Honey honey hey[00:02:23]
Baby don't you want a man like me[00:02:24]
Honey honey hey[00:02:28]
Baby don't you want a man like me[00:02:29]
Honey honey hey[00:02:33]
Baby don't you want a[00:02:35]
Baby don't you want a[00:02:37]
Baby don't you want a man[00:02:39]
He took her home to a motor court[00:02:42]
She wouldn't kiss him he tried to ignore it [00:02:46]
But it made him angry [00:02:51]
Angry it made me angry it made me so angry I could have killed that[00:02:53]
Lousy BITCH )[00:03:00]
He called her a slut a pig and a whore[00:03:02]
A bitch and a cunt and she slammed the door[00:03:06]
In a petulant frenzy [00:03:10]
(A petulant frenzy this is a petulant frenzy [00:03:12]
I'm petulant and I'm having a frenzy)[00:03:16]
On the sofa she weeps[00:03:21]
BOO HOO HOO HOO[00:03:23]
She weeps and she weeps[00:03:25]
BOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO[00:03:28]
She weeps and she peeks[00:03:30]
Through the curtain[00:03:32]
He just got in his car[00:03:37]
But the battery's dead[00:03:39]
So he asks to use the phone[00:03:41]
And she gives him some head[00:03:43]
And that's the end of the story[00:03:45]
Honey honey hey[00:03:51]
Baby don't you want a man like me[00:03:53]
Honey honey hey[00:03:57]
Baby don't you want a man like me[00:03:58]
Honey honey hey[00:04:02]
Baby don't you want a[00:04:04]
Baby don't you want a[00:04:06]
Baby don't you want a man[00:04:07]