《坐茶监》歌词

歌曲： 坐茶监

歌手： 邓寄尘&郑君绵

时长： 03:14

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坐茶监 - 郑君绵/邓寄尘[00:00:00]

词：佚名[00:00:00]

曲：Y. Caesar[00:00:00]

郑：[00:00:13]

Hello邓 Good Morning 亚生[00:00:17]

邓：[00:00:19]

喂老郑 吃早餐你请[00:00:20]

郑：[00:00:23]

无研究同你去华厦茶厅[00:00:24]

邓：[00:00:28]

个度有乜野好呀[00:00:29]

郑：[00:00:30]

等我教你啦[00:00:30]

郑：[00:00:31]

呢处啡最好 靓点心靓饼[00:00:31]

邓：[00:00:35]

粉面靓食西餐重靓[00:00:36]

郑：[00:00:39]

饮咖啡吃多士最好搽Jam[00:00:40]

邓：[00:00:45]

搽Jam 系[00:00:45]

邓：[00:00:46]

喂老郑 我憎死吃饼[00:00:48]

郑：[00:00:51]

贪吃鬼你偏偏抝颈 好啦[00:00:51]

你随便你即管叫喇不惊[00:00:55]

郑：[00:01:00]

我大把钱 即管食啦[00:01:01]

邓：[00:01:02]

好 伙记 烧鸡半只蟹两件[00:01:03]

VO拔兰地沟梳打[00:01:07]

蟹黄面牛柳要脾下骨炳[00:01:11]

邓：[00:01:15]

喂伙记照单拈嚟[00:01:16]

哦 好呀 阿生[00:01:18]

郑：[00:01:20]

个只野咁识食吓[00:01:21]

好 捻化他至得[00:01:23]

邓：[00:01:25]

喂 老郑呀 你走开去做乜野呀[00:01:26]

拎左餐嚟啦噃 埋手喇噃[00:01:28]

我唔拘先 啦吓[00:01:31]

郑：[00:01:33]

哎吔 哎吔[00:01:33]

邓：[00:01:34]

吓 做乜野呀 胃痛呀 胃痛呀[00:01:34]

郑：[00:01:36]

唔是胃痛呀 哎吔 弊啦[00:01:36]

我肚痛呀 哎吔[00:01:39]

我个肚作反添[00:01:41]

你等我一阵[00:01:43]

我去一去洗手间[00:01:44]

我就番来架啦 就番来啦[00:01:46]

邓：[00:01:48]

好 你有你去到够[00:01:49]

哈哈 我有我吃到够[00:01:51]

邓生 郑生请你听电话[00:01:54]

邓：[00:01:56]

哦 乜话 郑生叫我听电话[00:01:57]

哎吔 弊 呢趟领野啦[00:01:59]

哎吔 死啦 喂喂[00:02:01]

邓：[00:02:03]

Hello郑不见你我惊[00:02:04]

郑：[00:02:07]

喂老邓你今番碰钉呢[00:02:07]

邓：[00:02:11]

你无谓离去了华厦茶厅[00:02:12]

邓：[00:02:16]

唔好咁捻我丫吓[00:02:17]

郑：[00:02:19]

我请咖啡[00:02:19]

你贪心食餐 餐是靓[00:02:21]

吃监餐重靓[00:02:24]

由你惊我松顶阔佬唔听[00:02:27]

郑：[00:02:32]

老邓 唔够再叫 唔饱再食[00:02:32]

邓：[00:02:35]

喂老郑你不应靠捻[00:02:35]

郑：[00:02:38]

抵你死你应该碰钉[00:02:38]

我计奇妙[00:02:42]

不怕你平日造人精[00:02:44]

郑：[00:02:47]

拜拜[00:02:47]

邓：[00:02:48]

喂 收线啦哎吔[00:02:48]

郑：[00:02:49]

整铺我叹确无命[00:02:50]

一身蚁眼泪运成[00:02:54]

蟹笼密成只蟹钳住装正[00:02:58]

郑：[00:03:02]

哎吔 无法[00:03:02]

鬼叫自己贪心[00:03:03]

唯有洗干净个八月十五 唉[00:03:05]