歌手: Noel Coward
时长: 03:38
I Wonder What Happened To Him - Noel Coward and Orchestra[00:00:02]
The india that one read about[00:00:08]
And may have been misled about[00:00:10]
In one respect has kept itself intact[00:00:11]
Though pukka sahib' traditions may have cracked[00:00:15]
And thinned[00:00:18]
The good old indian army's still a fact[00:00:19]
That famous monumental man[00:00:22]
The officer and gentleman[00:00:24]
Still lives and breathes and functions from bombay to katmandu[00:00:26]
At any moment one can glimpse[00:00:29]
Matured or embryonic blimps'[00:00:32]
Vivaciously speculating as to what became of who[00:00:34]
Though eastern sounds may fascinate your ear[00:00:38]
When west meets west you're always sure to hear[00:00:42]
Whatever became of old bagot[00:00:48]
I haven't seen him for a year[00:00:50]
Is it true that young forbes had to marry that faggot[00:00:53]
He met in the vale of kashmir[00:00:55]
Have you had any news[00:00:58]
Or that chap in the blues[00:00:59]
Was it prosser or pyecroft or pym[00:01:00]
He was stationed in simla or was it bengal[00:01:03]
I know he got blind at a ball in nepal[00:01:07]
And wrote several four-letter words on the wall[00:01:11]
I wonder what happened to him[00:01:13]
Whatever became of old shelley[00:01:18]
Is it true that young briggs was cashiered[00:01:20]
For riding quite nude on a push-bike through delhi[00:01:23]
The day the new viceroy appeared[00:01:26]
Have you had any word[00:01:29]
Of that bloke in the third[00:01:29]
Was it southerby sedgwick or sim[00:01:31]
They had him thrown out of the club in bombay[00:01:35]
For apart from his mess bill exceeding his pay[00:01:38]
He took to pig-sticking in quite the wrong way[00:01:42]
I wonder what happened to him[00:01:44]
One must admit that by and large[00:01:49]
Upholders of the british raj*[00:01:51]
Don't shine in conversation as a breed[00:01:53]
Though indian army officers can read[00:01:57]
A bit[00:01:59]
Their verbal wit-has rather run to seed[00:02:00]
Their splendid insularity[00:02:04]
And roguish jocularity[00:02:06]
Was echoing through India when victoria was queen[00:02:08]
In restaurants and dining-cars[00:02:11]
In messes clubs and hotel bars[00:02:14]
They try to maintain tradition in the way it's always been[00:02:17]
Though worlds may change and nations disappear[00:02:21]
Above the shrieking chaos you will hear[00:02:27]
Whatever became of old tucker[00:02:33]
Have you heard any word of young mills[00:02:36]
Who ruptured himself at the end of a chukka[00:02:39]
And had to be sent to the hills[00:02:40]
They say that young lees[00:02:43]
Had a go of d t's'[00:02:45]
And his hopes of promotion are slim[00:02:47]
According to stubbs who's a bit of a louse[00:02:50]
The silly young blighter went out on a souse[00:02:53]
And took two old tarts into government house[00:02:56]
I wonder what happened to him[00:02:59]
Whatever became of old archie[00:03:04]
I hear he departed this life[00:03:06]
After rounding up ten sacred cows in karachi[00:03:09]
To welcome the governor's wife[00:03:12]
D'you remember munroe[00:03:15]
In the p a v o[00:03:17]
He was tallish and mentally dim[00:03:18]
The talk of heredity can't be quite true[00:03:21]
He was dropped on his head by his ayah at two[00:03:24]
I presume that by now he'll have reached g h q[00:03:28]
I'm sure that's what happened to him[00:03:32]