《Lisa’s Life Story》歌词

歌曲： Lisa’s Life Story

所属专辑：You Can’t Do That On Stage Anymore， Vol. 6

歌手： Frank Zappa

时长： 03:06

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Lisa's Life Story - Frank Zappa[00:00:00]

Hello My name is Lisa Popeil [00:00:08]

Ha ha Ever seen one of these [00:00:12]

My father who's filthy rich made this [00:00:16]

It's a Pocket Fisherman [00:00:19]

Ha ha And he also made the Veg-O-Matic [00:00:21]

Which works about as well [00:00:23]

And then there's always my brother Ronnie of Ronco [00:00:25]

I'm sure you've heard of him [00:00:28]

He has all those commercials that go on and on and on and on AND ON AND ON and on and on I know [00:00:30]

Now I'm here to tell you my life story[00:00:36]

When I was young[00:00:44]

I was a skinny neurotic bitch[00:00:47]

(Doo-doo-da-dee-ha )[00:00:53]

But it didn't matter[00:00:58]

(E-eh-e-eh-e-eh-e-eh-eh )[00:00:59]

Because the ego was so large[00:01:01]

It didn't matter that I hadn't done nothing[00:01:10]

Or seen nothing in my life ow [00:01:13]

Trapped in a sexless body I always knew[00:01:18]

(Ha ha ha ha-ha-ha)[00:01:24]

That I was an oversexed hussy[00:01:26]

So my next task was to find someone who could[00:01:33]

Satisfy my every desire[00:01:43]

(Da-da doo-dood da ba dad-dood[00:01:57]

Da-dood-dad-dood da-dood-da-da)[00:01:59]

Unfortunately I lacked the basic essentials[00:02:04]

So I went out to get me some[00:02:10]

Of what I needed all along[00:02:15]

A pair of titties just like mom[00:02:19]

(Ah Ah Ah Ah )[00:02:23]

I went to a Catholic school[00:02:27]

With all those nerds[00:02:32]

I swear a good Catholic girl[00:02:35]

Can't go anywhere these days[00:02:38]

Well then there was a quest for the perfect hunk[00:02:45]

I spell that h-u-n-k hunk[00:02:53]

You know I like them tall and blonde[00:02:58]