所属专辑:The Very Best Of Jake Thackray
歌手: Jake Thackray
时长: 03:03
The Last Will And Testament Of Jake Thackray - Jake Thackray[00:00:00]
I the under mentioned by this document[00:00:14]
Do declare my true intentions my last[00:00:19]
Will my testament[00:00:23]
When I turn up my toes when I rattle[00:00:25]
My clack when I agonise[00:00:27]
I want no great wet weepings no tearing[00:00:30]
Of hair no wringing of hands[00:00:32]
No sighs no lack a days no woe is me's[00:00:35]
And none of your sad adieus[00:00:38]
Go go go and get the priest and[00:00:41]
Then go get the booze boys[00:00:43]
Death where is thy victory grave[00:00:49]
Where is thy sting[00:00:54]
When I snuff it bury me quickly[00:00:55]
Then let carousels begin[00:00:59]
But not a do with a few ham sandwiches[00:01:01]
A sausage roll or two and[00:01:03]
A small port wine please[00:01:05]
Roll the carpet right back get cracking[00:01:07]
With your old gay gordons[00:01:09]
And your knees up shake it up live it up[00:01:11]
Sup it up hell of a kind of a time[00:01:13]
And if the coppers come around well[00:01:17]
Tell them the party's mine boys[00:01:19]
Let best beef be eaten fill every empty glass[00:01:26]
Let no breast be beaten let no tooth be gnashed[00:01:32]
Don't bother with a fancy tombstone or a big deal[00:01:38]
Angel or a little copper flower pot[00:01:41]
Grow a dog rose in my eyes or a pussy willow[00:01:43]
But no forget me nots[00:01:47]
No epitaphs no keepsakes you can[00:01:49]
Let my memory slip[00:01:51]
You can say a prayer or two for me soul[00:01:54]
Then but make it quick boys[00:01:57]
Lady if your bosom is heaving don't waste[00:02:03]
Your bosom on me[00:02:08]
Let it heave for a man who's breathing[00:02:10]
A man who can feel a man who can see[00:02:13]
And to my cronies you can read my books[00:02:16]
You can drive around in my motor car[00:02:18]
And you can fish your trout[00:02:21]
With my fly and tackle[00:02:23]
You can play on my guitar[00:02:24]
And sing my songs wear my shirts[00:02:27]
You can even settle my debts[00:02:29]
You can kiss my little missus if[00:02:32]
She's willing then but no regrets boys[00:02:34]
Your rosebuds are numbered[00:02:41]
Gather them now for rosebuds' sake[00:02:44]
And if your hands aren't too encumbered[00:02:47]
Gather a bud or two for Jake[00:02:52]