所属专辑:单田芳:三侠剑(400回)
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时长: 25:08
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书接前文[00:00:00]
圣婴24 人被困[00:00:03]
萧金台鬼燕川[00:00:07]
又上了当了[00:00:10]
咱不止一次说过[00:00:14]
正人君子往往上当受骗[00:00:17]
奸邪的小人往往意识能够得逞[00:00:22]
人呐[00:00:28]
故数要忠厚老实[00:00:29]
但也别过分[00:00:33]
过分呢[00:00:35]
就成为废物了[00:00:36]
圣婴呢[00:00:39]
就过于忠厚老实[00:00:40]
太相信旁人[00:00:41]
总是吃亏上当[00:00:43]
那眼前的事来说[00:00:47]
24 人被活活困住[00:00:50]
求生不能[00:00:53]
欲死不得[00:00:55]
怎么办[00:00:56]
盛阳气极啦[00:01:00]
用手指着闵德军哇[00:01:01]
你富现在何处[00:01:06]
我要见民[00:01:08]
是穷叫他跟我搭话[00:01:10]
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈[00:01:14]
声音啊[00:01:17]
办不到[00:01:19]
我爹没工夫跟你说话[00:01:21]
有什么事你跟我说吧[00:01:25]
生意看他玩横的怎么办呢[00:01:28]
正在这时[00:01:32]
气坏了[00:01:33]
今头大老虎[00:01:34]
假名啊[00:01:35]
哎呀我三大爷[00:01:36]
干脆把他们整下来[00:01:41]
咱就玩儿命就得了[00:01:43]
孩子[00:01:46]
人家在上边不下来咱也上不去[00:01:47]
想要拼命也做不到啊[00:01:51]
唉[00:01:55]
您在旁边歇歇[00:01:56]
您把这活儿交给我了[00:01:59]
我想什么办法也得把他们鼓捣下来[00:02:01]
不整死他们两个[00:02:05]
嗯[00:02:07]
我出不来这口气[00:02:07]
看假名儿的吧[00:02:11]
在看金头打老虎[00:02:13]
扬着麻子脸[00:02:14]
腆着草包肚子[00:02:16]
迈着罗圈腿儿[00:02:18]
手提一字镔铁杵[00:02:20]
来到时喇叭下面人家弓箭够不着的地方脑袋[00:02:23]
我说兔崽子们[00:02:32]
你们的心都是黑的玩儿的[00:02:35]
什么烟炮鬼吹灯[00:02:39]
嗯[00:02:41]
把我们爷们给困在这儿了[00:02:41]
哎哎[00:02:44]
有种的你们下来[00:02:45]
分上下论输赢[00:02:48]
那才叫光棍[00:02:50]
才叫好汉[00:02:52]
玩这损招[00:02:54]
这是小人[00:02:56]
敢不敢下来[00:02:58]
贾明喊半天[00:03:01]
没人理他[00:03:03]
人家吵着他不言语[00:03:05]
哎哎呀[00:03:07]
耍烟笋呐[00:03:09]
哎哎[00:03:11]
王敏德骏[00:03:13]
你旁边站那大哥那家是谁卖不了的书[00:03:14]
该戳起来了[00:03:19]
你挺大块头[00:03:21]
你小子敢下来不[00:03:23]
不敢跟贾大爷大战300合不[00:03:25]
你要赶下来[00:03:30]
你算你爹娘生的[00:03:31]
你小子不敢下来你[00:03:34]
你是狗生的[00:03:36]
狗养的[00:03:38]
这个假名[00:03:41]
这嘴没把门儿的说的比我这难听得多呀[00:03:42]
什么解恨[00:03:47]
他说什么[00:03:49]
这下激怒了那条大汉[00:03:51]
站在闵德俊身旁那个非是旁人[00:03:55]
是玉面小如来闵德军的亲兄弟[00:03:59]
叫闵德润[00:04:03]
这这名儿起得有点咬嘴抿得润[00:04:06]
就好像金甲天神手使金顶龙头硕那位[00:04:11]
这个二公子敏德润可不是一般的人[00:04:17]
那是肖金台D 应台柱[00:04:22]
掌中这条冰刃146 斤[00:04:26]
陈勇冠三军[00:04:29]
刚刚奉师之命下山来辅佐他爹[00:04:33]
这家伙性如烈火[00:04:38]
一看假名在底下骂她[00:04:41]
而且指着鼻子还有点儿受不了了[00:04:43]
大哥[00:04:47]
我下去一龙头硕[00:04:48]
把这个丑鬼给拍死[00:04:50]
看他还敢猖狂[00:04:53]
不猖狂[00:04:55]
哎兄弟[00:04:56]
你刚回山[00:04:59]
你不了解外部D 情况[00:05:01]
这小子使得叫激将法[00:05:04]
你懂不懂[00:05:07]
这叫激将法[00:05:09]
怕咱不下去[00:05:11]
他故意说[00:05:13]
这难听的机[00:05:13]
咱这伙儿[00:05:15]
咱要沉不住气就上了当[00:05:16]
甭理他[00:05:19]
叫他吵吵[00:05:21]
他爱说什么说什么[00:05:21]
困得三天三夜[00:05:23]
他吃不着[00:05:26]
她喝不着[00:05:27]
甭打它[00:05:29]
它自己就完了[00:05:29]
顶多七天头上[00:05:31]
咱下去拿绳捆人[00:05:33]
那有多好啊[00:05:36]
瞅他怎么活受罪[00:05:38]
甭勒他[00:05:41]
哎哎哎[00:05:42]
这小子说话太难听了[00:05:45]
假装没听见[00:05:48]
所以二公子敏德润大火[00:05:51]
才压下假名儿吵吵了半天[00:05:54]
累得口干舌燥[00:05:58]
一看石蜡子上的人无动于衷[00:06:00]
心想这怎么办呢[00:06:04]
接茬骂[00:06:05]
非把你骂起来不可[00:06:07]
呃[00:06:10]
完了[00:06:13]
大个子你听着[00:06:13]
你爹多娘少的货[00:06:16]
你装什么大瓣儿蒜你赶下来不啊[00:06:19]
你装什么聋子你[00:06:24]
你敢跟贾大爷大战800合[00:06:27]
不[00:06:30]
你不敢吧[00:06:31]
因为什么呢[00:06:33]
因为你爹多娘少[00:06:34]
我就是你爹[00:06:37]
你是我儿[00:06:39]
你爸爸是我孙子[00:06:41]
你们一家子是我的大老孙[00:06:44]
圣婴众人一听[00:06:48]
嘿嘿[00:06:50]
这都什么词儿[00:06:50]
这都是[00:06:52]
可现在也都基了[00:06:54]
所以圣经也没管束假名[00:06:56]
这假名儿一边骂一边跺脚[00:06:59]
后来二公子实在是忍无可忍[00:07:04]
哎哎[00:07:07]
大哥不行啊[00:07:09]
我得下去把它拍死[00:07:12]
2 D [00:07:15]
别上当[00:07:16]
方才我没说吗[00:07:18]
这叫激将法[00:07:20]
只有你才上当受骗呢[00:07:22]
甭理他[00:07:25]
叫他吧[00:07:26]
看他能骂出什么花儿来[00:07:28]
哎呀[00:07:30]
我实在受不了了[00:07:30]
受不了你也得受[00:07:33]
甭理他[00:07:36]
把耳朵堵上[00:07:36]
人家还不下来[00:07:38]
假名又骂[00:07:42]
半天人家还不下来[00:07:43]
可把假名给急坏了[00:07:46]
光阴似箭呢[00:07:49]
一眨眼的功夫[00:07:51]
天就快黑了[00:07:52]
也就是说[00:07:55]
假名众人被困鬼延川已经一天的时间[00:07:56]
没吃没喝呀[00:08:03]
那哪受得了[00:08:05]
假名一转[00:08:06]
回身来到圣樱进阶[00:08:07]
哎呀三大爷[00:08:10]
我要不骂呀[00:08:12]
还能挺一会儿[00:08:13]
这一句骂[00:08:15]
骂得肚子都哭了[00:08:16]
老肠子老肚子一个劲儿打仗[00:08:18]
可把我饿死了[00:08:21]
呵呵[00:08:22]
他爸爸贾斌九过来把吧[00:08:25]
给他一巴掌[00:08:27]
我说你小子怎么没出息[00:08:29]
走哪儿都惦记着吃[00:08:31]
呃[00:08:33]
大伙儿谁不饿哎[00:08:33]
可谁不可忍着点[00:08:35]
忍不住这个假名说的[00:08:37]
这抬头往十喇叭上一看[00:08:42]
人家萧金台的人开饭了[00:08:45]
故意馋他们[00:08:49]
就在石砬子上面排摆酒席[00:08:51]
再看二公子敏德润一伸手抄起一只烧鸡来[00:08:56]
可谓举过头顶让贾明他们看[00:09:05]
哈哈哈哈嘿[00:09:09]
这只烧鸡真香啊[00:09:14]
嗯[00:09:16]
嘿嘿嘿[00:09:17]
又烂乎又香[00:09:19]
二公子正好饱餐一顿[00:09:21]
说着话[00:09:25]
拽起一条烧鸡大腿儿[00:09:26]
吭吭他就肯开了[00:09:28]
一边啃着一边就着烧酒[00:09:30]
嗯[00:09:35]
好酒好肉[00:09:36]
哈哈哈哈[00:09:39]
哎呀[00:09:42]
把假名给馋的[00:09:42]
哎呀[00:09:44]
馋死假得了[00:09:45]
唉[00:09:47]
这帮假的可够损的[00:09:47]
假名拎着镔铁杵又到了十喇叭下头[00:09:51]
扬着脸就骂[00:09:55]
哎[00:09:56]
小子们[00:09:57]
你们****[00:09:59]
飞得耶格[00:10:01]
不可一口不顺的把你们噎死[00:10:02]
林德俊乐乐[00:10:09]
假名你馋啦啊[00:10:11]
我们宁愿做撑死鬼也不做饿死鬼a [00:10:14]
你看我们有吃有喝你就吃不着[00:10:19]
馋死你[00:10:24]
哎呀馋死我啦[00:10:25]
哈哈哈哈[00:10:27]
你说这辈子多没出息[00:10:29]
假名吗[00:10:32]
接茬骂老敏去把祖坟骂翻了个儿了[00:10:34]
后来她骂的太难听了[00:10:40]
哎[00:10:43]
那大个子[00:10:43]
我说你[00:10:45]
你知道怎么回事儿吗[00:10:47]
你娘啊[00:10:49]
早就嫁给我啦[00:10:50]
你是我儿子你知道不[00:10:52]
你小子大逆不道[00:10:55]
你气你爹a [00:10:57]
你太不孝顺啦[00:11:00]
浙闽德运校如烈火[00:11:05]
实在忍无可忍[00:11:08]
气得王八羔子[00:11:11]
你敢骂我[00:11:12]
我打死你[00:11:13]
他一着急啊[00:11:16]
把烧鸡扔起来[00:11:17]
奔假名[00:11:19]
脑袋变杂[00:11:20]
贾明一闪身[00:11:21]
伸手接住[00:11:22]
谢谢谢谢[00:11:25]
而AJ [00:11:26]
你还挺孝顺[00:11:27]
给你爹一支烧鸡[00:11:28]
正好我馋得要命[00:11:31]
哎[00:11:32]
我先吃了不[00:11:33]
哎呀[00:11:35]
这波[00:11:35]
郝敏德瑞一看[00:11:35]
哎呀哎呀[00:11:37]
气糊涂了[00:11:39]
怎么把烧鸡扔下去了[00:11:40]
小贝[00:11:42]
你等等[00:11:43]
我教你怎么吃[00:11:44]
怎么给我吐出来[00:11:45]
他哥哥怎么拦也拦不住[00:11:48]
嗷一嗓子[00:11:51]
那个人取过绳子拴在他腰上[00:11:53]
在石砬子上[00:11:57]
天鹅下蛋[00:11:58]
把它细下来[00:12:00]
那么老高他上不去也下不来啊[00:12:02]
要往下蹦得摔死[00:12:05]
玉面小如来一看[00:12:08]
兄弟兄弟[00:12:10]
哎呀[00:12:12]
小心这小子竟坏水儿说话之间[00:12:13]
敏的绿来到石砬子下头[00:12:19]
把腰里的绳子解开[00:12:22]
喽兵把绳子收回去暂且不提[00:12:24]
单说敏德瑞手提金炳荣头[00:12:28]
硕迈大步是直奔假名[00:12:32]
这会儿这假名三下五除二把烧鸡也吃完了啊[00:12:36]
再来一只还差不多[00:12:42]
哎哎[00:12:44]
小子[00:12:45]
你到底儿下来了[00:12:46]
嗯嗯嗯[00:12:48]
丑鬼拿命来[00:12:50]
敏德论论起筋饼[00:12:56]
龙头硕奔[00:12:59]
贾宁变法[00:13:00]
这假名双脚叉开[00:13:03]
横一字镔铁杵往外招架[00:13:05]
哎[00:13:09]
吃完烧鸡有劲儿了[00:13:09]
开呀啊[00:13:11]
龙头树正砸的镔铁杵上[00:13:18]
把甲命给震的[00:13:23]
我的妈呀[00:13:25]
日他奶奶[00:13:26]
把镔铁杵震得落了地[00:13:29]
假名就地支转圈只小狗叫[00:13:33]
诶我的手啊[00:13:36]
翻过手心里看[00:13:41]
把虎口都震破了[00:13:43]
贾宁的脑袋嗡嗡直想[00:13:47]
伸手咬着牙把兵剔除[00:13:49]
捡起来[00:13:52]
人家第二束就砸起来了[00:13:53]
丑鬼[00:13:56]
我叫你骂我[00:13:56]
这回假名不敢碰人家的病人往旁边一闪身[00:14:01]
龙头硕杂倥诤拍在地上[00:14:06]
大家石块乱飞[00:14:10]
把地砸了个坑[00:14:12]
您说这家伙多大的劲儿[00:14:14]
假名[00:14:17]
这坏水就冒上来了啊[00:14:17]
等你先等等我把话说完你再动手行不[00:14:19]
哎哎[00:14:24]
筹委有话讲来[00:14:26]
哎我[00:14:30]
你叫什么名[00:14:30]
敏德润阿敏德润哎[00:14:32]
我说啊[00:14:37]
你小子跟我打[00:14:38]
咱得有个讲究[00:14:40]
什么讲究[00:14:42]
是君子战还是小人战[00:14:44]
是英雄战还是狗熊站[00:14:48]
你说的什么我不懂[00:14:52]
你说清楚点啊[00:14:54]
我我说清楚点啊[00:14:56]
君子战[00:14:59]
小人站怎么解释呢[00:15:00]
比如说君子战[00:15:04]
就是你跟我[00:15:06]
咱俩人[00:15:08]
别人不准插手[00:15:09]
单对单各对各[00:15:12]
这叫君子战[00:15:14]
小人债[00:15:16]
你看我后面还有一大帮人呢[00:15:17]
他们全都参加[00:15:20]
不管三七二十一一起动手[00:15:23]
您湿拉拉上面[00:15:26]
也有人在跳下几个来啊[00:15:28]
大家一团混战[00:15:31]
也不分个数[00:15:33]
那叫小人站[00:15:35]
不知你希望哪种战术哈哈哈[00:15:37]
你爷爷向来就赞成君子[00:15:43]
赞成英雄[00:15:47]
自然喜欢君子债[00:15:48]
好嘞[00:15:51]
好嘞[00:15:52]
你跟我想着一块儿[00:15:53]
咱们君子战[00:15:55]
哎[00:15:57]
君子战跟君子战还有区别[00:15:58]
不知你采用哪种君子战[00:16:02]
杨香武一听[00:16:07]
乐坏了[00:16:09]
洋洋[00:16:11]
我在后头观战呢[00:16:11]
就跟黄三泰众人说[00:16:13]
师兄听见没[00:16:16]
这大个子要倒霉[00:16:18]
假名要冒坏水儿现在拿话套他套来套去[00:16:20]
一使劲儿他就玩完了[00:16:26]
众人谁也没言语[00:16:31]
就听假名在前头白活[00:16:32]
君子战跟君子战还不同[00:16:36]
敏德润不明白这些[00:16:40]
哪那么多废话[00:16:42]
你说到底怎么打[00:16:44]
哎[00:16:45]
我说咱俩一对三下[00:16:45]
你砸我三下[00:16:50]
我砸你三下[00:16:52]
你看这多好多文明啊[00:16:54]
你拿你那手里呢[00:16:58]
大树咣咣咣砸我三下[00:16:59]
要把我给拍死[00:17:02]
愿我京师不到[00:17:04]
学艺不高[00:17:06]
我没能耐[00:17:07]
死了活该[00:17:08]
如果没砸动我[00:17:11]
我再砸你三下把你砸死啊[00:17:13]
愿你倒霉[00:17:17]
你这[00:17:18]
这多好啊[00:17:19]
你敢不敢应战[00:17:20]
好[00:17:23]
就依你[00:17:23]
咱俩谁先打谁[00:17:25]
我出的主意[00:17:28]
当然你得先砸我了对不[00:17:30]
咱讲理骂[00:17:33]
好小薇[00:17:35]
你站好了[00:17:37]
姐说[00:17:39]
拿命来[00:17:40]
在看敏德瑞契机了[00:17:45]
运足了气力[00:17:48]
把大树高高举过头顶[00:17:50]
小灾拿命来[00:17:53]
刚要砸假名说话等等[00:17:57]
把你的润给气的[00:18:02]
还有什么话说[00:18:05]
嗯[00:18:06]
当然有人没说完呢[00:18:06]
刚才我说话你听清没[00:18:09]
你先砸我123 [00:18:11]
砸三下[00:18:15]
不能白砸[00:18:16]
完了我还得砸你呢[00:18:18]
你别砸完了[00:18:20]
你跑了我上哪儿找你去[00:18:21]
废话[00:18:23]
某家不是那样的人[00:18:24]
哎[00:18:27]
对了[00:18:27]
咱先小人后君子砸我要砸了吗名人[00:18:27]
敏德瑞二次运气把金鼎龙头硕高高举过头顶[00:18:38]
小镇D 结束呢[00:18:44]
刚使了半截劲儿[00:18:48]
等等[00:18:50]
哎呀[00:18:53]
明天润气的这气儿又废了[00:18:54]
我说你哪那么多废话[00:18:58]
等什么呢[00:18:59]
话没说完呢[00:19:00]
你这人怎么着急呢[00:19:02]
这玩意儿是这么回事儿[00:19:05]
天天你先砸我对不对呢[00:19:07]
你砸完我我还得砸呢[00:19:11]
我听清了[00:19:13]
不就这几句话吗[00:19:16]
当然[00:19:18]
我砸完你[00:19:19]
你可以砸我啊[00:19:19]
你看你急什么眼呢[00:19:21]
对不对呢[00:19:23]
你得站好了[00:19:24]
我砸你[00:19:25]
我到底是怎么回事[00:19:28]
乱七八糟的[00:19:29]
你看你这人[00:19:30]
一点儿都不客气[00:19:32]
是我出地主意不假[00:19:33]
我教你砸[00:19:35]
我这不是客气话吗[00:19:36]
你呢[00:19:40]
也得客气点儿[00:19:40]
你说别借了[00:19:41]
呃[00:19:42]
你出的主意[00:19:43]
那你先砸我得了[00:19:44]
我不得先砸**[00:19:46]
到底谁先砸谁挨[00:19:49]
说吧[00:19:52]
到底怎么了[00:19:53]
我得先砸你对不对呢[00:19:54]
砸你一下[00:19:57]
你再砸我一下[00:19:58]
就这么第123 对123 [00:19:59]
哦[00:20:02]
这么个123 对123 1 对一下啊[00:20:03]
对啊[00:20:06]
一共一人砸三下[00:20:06]
看我都听糊涂了[00:20:08]
好好[00:20:10]
您就先砸我哎这不就得了吗[00:20:12]
准备啊我我气立可大我要恨天无霸恨地无环地铁霸王[00:20:16]
这下可够你呛[00:20:24]
嗯[00:20:26]
我可攒劲了啊[00:20:26]
准备好[00:20:27]
在看敏德瑞骑马蹲裆式战壕守恒[00:20:29]
金鼎龙头说眼观鼻鼻问口口问心喇出挨打的架子[00:20:34]
这假明儿先运气哎[00:20:42]
来喽来喽里了一口气[00:20:45]
外练筋骨皮啊[00:20:50]
超出没假名也急了[00:20:53]
一蹦蹦起多高来[00:20:57]
双手轮贴出搂头盖饼就砸[00:20:59]
他恨不得一下把敏德润砸成馅儿了[00:21:06]
哪知道人家横筋饼龙头朔望上一架开[00:21:12]
贾明在找处都找不着了[00:21:22]
飞起来十五六丈高[00:21:24]
蹦出去20 多丈远[00:21:27]
把假名好像没震死[00:21:29]
她这乐子大了[00:21:33]
站立不稳[00:21:34]
摔了个仰面朝天[00:21:35]
要不是金钟罩铁布衫护身呢[00:21:39]
把假名得摔死[00:21:42]
哎哟我的妈呀[00:21:43]
我这家不是肉的是铁葫芦[00:21:46]
哎呀[00:21:49]
震死我了[00:21:50]
贾苗缓了半天[00:21:53]
才爬起来把处捡回来[00:21:55]
再看敏德润[00:21:58]
稳如泰山[00:22:01]
温丝儿没动[00:22:03]
假没啊[00:22:09]
这回该我砸你了吧[00:22:12]
啊[00:22:14]
你还有何说一对一下你站哪[00:22:15]
贾明一下[00:22:21]
我的妈呀[00:22:22]
他要砸我[00:22:24]
我算倒了霉了[00:22:25]
先说话[00:22:27]
后边儿站那些人怎么不过来帮帮忙[00:22:28]
你们离得挺远[00:22:32]
都在那看热闹[00:22:33]
把假名豁出去了[00:22:35]
假名回头直看扬翔舞[00:22:39]
坏水冒上来了[00:22:42]
啊[00:22:44]
甭看我知道你这人[00:22:45]
打仗啊[00:22:47]
有个规矩[00:22:48]
你要伸手[00:22:50]
不希望别人帮忙[00:22:51]
别人一帮忙[00:22:53]
你骂别人的祖宗对不对呢[00:22:54]
这是你的个性[00:22:57]
我各位啊[00:22:58]
甭管他[00:22:59]
就看假名儿的[00:23:00]
他肯定能胜利[00:23:02]
贾明一听[00:23:04]
哎呀[00:23:05]
干部[00:23:06]
几米全部让套呢[00:23:06]
你等着我的[00:23:08]
我要叫人拍死变成鬼[00:23:10]
我先把你掐死[00:23:12]
哎[00:23:14]
小明想[00:23:16]
不行[00:23:17]
不能叫他砸我[00:23:17]
还得穷对付[00:23:19]
哎[00:23:20]
问敏德润[00:23:21]
有话请讲行[00:23:23]
真够个英雄[00:23:27]
一般人架不住假的也得益处[00:23:29]
哎[00:23:33]
你看你[00:23:33]
没事儿我服你了[00:23:34]
哈哈哈哈[00:23:36]
你服不服又能怎样[00:23:38]
哎[00:23:41]
见到英雄了[00:23:42]
咱俩商量商量省事儿[00:23:43]
干脆我再砸你俩处不就完了吗[00:23:45]
干净利索[00:23:50]
你呢啊[00:23:51]
砸我三硕[00:23:52]
你看这多省事儿[00:23:53]
省得一替一下的脑筋不好[00:23:55]
还记不准数你得润一瓶的话[00:23:58]
这小子真是无赖啊[00:24:02]
你也没什么了不起的[00:24:04]
你杂我能怎么的[00:24:06]
好[00:24:08]
还有两下[00:24:09]
你就砸吧[00:24:10]
哎[00:24:11]
这才是英雄呢[00:24:12]
来来来[00:24:14]
假名出头[00:24:17]
不敢砸人家[00:24:18]
哎[00:24:20]
眼珠一转[00:24:20]
是计上心头[00:24:22]