所属专辑:The College Dropout
歌手: Kanye West
时长: 01:19
Now beat that[00:00:00]
现在来点节奏[00:00:01]
And your mothers sayin “go to college”[00:00:01]
你妈妈告诉你 去上大学[00:00:03]
So u finish college and its wonderful[00:00:03]
所以你上完了大学 那太棒了[00:00:05]
U feel so good[00:00:05]
你感觉太好了[00:00:07]
And after all the partying and crazing[00:00:07]
在所有的派对和狂欢之后[00:00:08]
And don't forget about that drug habit u[00:00:08]
别忘了你也在学校和同龄人[00:00:10]
Picked up at school bein around your peers[00:00:10]
一起染上了**[00:00:12]
Hey now you'll get that 25 thou job a year and[00:00:12]
嘿 现在 你能找到一个一年赚2万5的工作[00:00:15]
You'll spend all your money on crack coc*ine [00:00:15]
你会把这些钱都花在买快克***上[00:00:18]
But it'll be you're your money[00:00:18]
但那花的也是你自己的钱了[00:00:20]
No more borrowin money from mom for my high[00:00:20]
再也不用为了嗨而去找妈妈借钱[00:00:22]
So now you get ur degree tattooed[00:00:22]
所以现在你把你的毕业文凭纹在了你的背上[00:00:24]
On your back your so excited about it[00:00:24]
你对此十分兴奋[00:00:26]
If u continue to work at the GAP [00:00:26]
如果你继续在盖璞上班的话[00:00:28]
After several interviews Oh my god [00:00:28]
在几轮的面试之后 我的上帝[00:00:31]
You'll come in at an entry level[00:00:31]
当你面试成功了[00:00:33]
Position and when u do that[00:00:33]
你会先以一个准入的等级被吸纳进公司[00:00:35]
If u kiss enough a** [00:00:35]
如果你去拍足了马屁[00:00:36]
You'll move up to the next level[00:00:36]
你就会得到升迁[00:00:38]
Which is being a secretary's secretary [00:00:38]
那就是去当秘书的秘书[00:00:40]
And boy is that great you get to take messages for the secretary[00:00:40]
而小子 那不错了你要去听从秘书的指挥[00:00:44]
Who never went to college[00:00:44]
她可从没上过大学[00:00:47]
She's actually the bosses niece [00:00:47]
实际上她是老板的侄女[00:00:48]
So now your apart of the family[00:00:48]
所以现在你和他们成为一家子了[00:00:50]
You know what college does for you [00:00:50]
你知道大学都对你做了什么吗[00:00:53]
It makes you really smart man[00:00:53]
它让你成为了个真正的聪明人[00:00:54]
All you kids want to talk in the back[00:00:54]
所有你教的孩子都想在在课后跟你谈谈[00:00:56]
Of the class not me I listened ok[00:00:56]
但我不会 我听过了就行了[00:00:58]
I was a hall monitor This was meant to be [00:00:58]
那似乎意味着我是走廊的监视器[00:01:03]
You know how many classes I took [00:01:03]
你知道我修了多少门课[00:01:05]
Extra classes extra classes[00:01:05]
选课还有选课[00:01:06]
No I've never had sex but you know what [00:01:06]
不 我从没做过爱 [00:01:09]
My degree keeps me satisfied[00:01:09]
但是你知道我的文凭就能让我满足了[00:01:12]
When a lady walks to me says[00:01:12]
当一位女士走过来问我[00:01:13]
“hey u know whats sexy ”[00:01:13]
嘿 你知道性感是什么吗[00:01:14]
I say “no I don't know what it is [00:01:14]
我说 不 我不知道那是什么[00:01:16]
But I bet I can add up all the change[00:01:16]
但是我打赌我真能很快地[00:01:17]
In your purse really fast”[00:01:17]
把你钱包里的找零加起来算个整数[00:01:22]