所属专辑:Spiked: The Music Of Spike Jones
歌手: Spike Jones
时长: 03:03
The Man on the Flying Trapeze - Spike Jones[00:00:00]
Written by:alfred lee[00:00:11]
As the crowd roars to the center ring steps our fractured baritone[00:00:22]
Are you in voice Winstead[00:00:26]
I believe I am in voice[00:00:27]
Professor[00:00:31]
Ohhh hunce I was wappy uh[00:00:38]
Once I was sappy uh[00:00:41]
Sap I was wussy no[00:00:42]
Once I was happy buts now I borlorn uh[00:00:44]
Lorn I fow mow uh[00:00:48]
Sigh on lie now uh[00:00:49]
Nylons are free[00:00:50]
No no[00:00:51]
Now I'm forlorn[00:00:52]
Like an old goat[00:00:57]
Oh no not a goat[00:00:58]
That's an animal[00:00:59]
Like an old coat that is tornered[00:01:00]
And tat uh teetered and tonned[00:01:02]
Uh tattered and tipped uh tap with a toupee uh ripped[00:01:05]
Left in this wide world to sleep[00:01:10]
And to snore uh to weep and to mourn[00:01:12]
Betreaned by a jade in her means[00:01:15]
Bemeaned by a trade for some jeans[00:01:18]
Bejeaned by a teen with some jade[00:01:20]
Betrayed by a maid in her teens[00:01:22]
He floats by his hair[00:01:27]
Not by his hair[00:01:29]
That would hurt[00:01:30]
Speaking of hair a man came up to me and said[00:01:31]
Doodles your hair is getting thin[00:01:33]
And I said well who wants fat hair[00:01:35]
That's a killar[00:01:37]
He floats through the air with the aidest[00:01:41]
Of grease with the latest of[00:01:43]
Fleas uhh with plates full of cheese[00:01:45]
No no[00:01:47]
With the birds and the bees uhh he can't miss[00:01:47]
The manning young dare uh the daring young mare[00:01:51]
He's not a horse that's silly[00:01:54]
He'd break his neck[00:01:56]
The fanny young dan[00:01:56]
The danny young fan[00:01:58]
He's an awful old ham[00:01:59]
Uh he's a young fellow 'bout my age[00:02:01]
You know a funny thing happened a man came up[00:02:02]
To me and said[00:02:04]
Doodles[00:02:04]
Doodles did you leave home[00:02:05]
I said I left home[00:02:06]
He said[00:02:06]
Did you put the cat out[00:02:07]
I said I didn't know he was on fire[00:02:08]
That's a killar[00:02:09]
The daring young man on the flapping tripeze uh[00:02:13]
Treezing triflaps uh trying flip flips uh flipping triflop[00:02:16]
Uh flapping trivalve horizontal bars[00:02:20]
His grations are axle no[00:02:24]
His actions are horrible no[00:02:26]
He's very good[00:02:28]
All girls he doth please[00:02:29]
But my wuv he hath lollen astay[00:02:31]
No The dove's in the hayloft away[00:02:34]
I'm on the road to Mandalay[00:02:36]
No hey hey hey[00:02:37]
No now[00:02:38]
Did you hear about the owl that married a goat[00:02:39]
They had a hootenanny[00:02:41]
That's a killar[00:02:42]
He's the man on the flying trapeeeeze[00:02:47]