时长: 02:56
PewDiePie Rap - Dan Bull/PewDiePie[00:00:00]
Written by:Dan Bull[00:00:00]
Hey[00:00:11]
This is PewDiePie's channel[00:00:12]
And if you don't like that[00:00:14]
I'll slap you with a fannel[00:00:15]
Hop on my camel[00:00:16]
And chase you to the north pole[00:00:17]
Arghhhhhh[00:00:19]
My camel's out of control[00:00:20]
Run run[00:00:22]
Call the police[00:00:23]
I'm going to the zoo[00:00:24]
There's animals to release[00:00:25]
I take them all home[00:00:27]
And show them my games[00:00:28]
Take pictures of them all[00:00:29]
And keep them in frames[00:00:31]
He's name is PewDiePie[00:00:33]
Ladies claim him a cutie pie[00:00:34]
Million others disagree[00:00:35]
And say he's just a stupid guy[00:00:36]
So who is right look at the facts[00:00:38]
Dudes that like him or that attack[00:00:39]
Hang on a sec what does it matter refuse to fight is a horrible act[00:00:40]
I could pick some bogeys out of my nose[00:00:43]
Or watch something else that is gross with thousands of bros[00:00:46]
I could learn to sew and make some outfits and clothes[00:00:48]
Or I could buy a PewDiePie tee like thousands of bros[00:00:51]
What you talking bout PewDiePie[00:00:54]
Your not making any sense bro you be high[00:00:56]
You could wear a new Gucci suit and groovy tie[00:00:59]
But you'll never be as beautiful as PewDiePie[00:01:01]
I'm taking in YouTube with a tutu[00:01:04]
Woo hoo[00:01:06]
I'm bigger than you you and you[00:01:07]
Boo hoo[00:01:09]
There's lots of dudes getting in feuds with pewds[00:01:10]
But I'm confused in juice[00:01:12]
And ready to bruise these noobs[00:01:13]
I'm a velocirapper[00:01:15]
Ferocious[00:01:17]
A new subscriber every day since diplodocus[00:01:18]
I'm clearly the dopest[00:01:20]
The rest of you are hopeless[00:01:22]
I'm on a global stage[00:01:23]
Your in some sofas[00:01:24]
You're bogus Hocus Pocus no focus[00:01:26]
I can't decide if I give you a punch or a brofist[00:01:28]
You look like you stole your sisters hair[00:01:31]
Aww what you gonna do[00:01:34]
Throw Mr. Chair[00:01:35]
I could write poetry and flowery prose[00:01:36]
Or I could argue in the comments with thousands of bros[00:01:39]
I could water the garden I've got flowers to hose[00:01:41]
Or I could stay inside the house online[00:01:44]
With thousands of bros[00:01:46]
What you talking bout PewDiePie[00:01:47]
Your not making any sense bro you be high[00:01:49]
You could wear a new Gucci suit and groovy tie[00:01:52]
But you'll never be as beautiful as PewDiePie[00:01:54]
Edgar Allen[00:01:57]
Edgar Allen[00:01:59]
Are you responsible for what I'm smelling[00:02:01]
I'm rippedy rapping and bippedy bapping and hippedy hopping[00:02:03]
There's no one stopping me[00:02:05]
So whatever your watching[00:02:06]
You better be stopping[00:02:07]
And paying attention to[00:02:08]
PewDiePie[00:02:10]
Even sweeter than a blueberry pie[00:02:12]
I feel like I'm motherf**king stuck in this duck[00:02:14]
It makes me wanna quake like what the f**k is that[00:02:16]
Genius Pewds strikes again[00:02:19]
With the speed of Raikkonen[00:02:20]
If I couldn't see his videos I think my life will end[00:02:22]
So goodbye bros[00:02:25]
Se you tomorrow[00:02:26]
Yeah so goodbye bros[00:02:27]
No stephanooooo[00:02:28]
I could play MOBA games for hours until pro[00:02:30]
Or I could chose to stay on YouTube[00:02:32]
With thousands of bros[00:02:34]
I could learn to sing to huge crowds at my shows[00:02:35]
Or I could join the for this one[00:02:37]
How does it goes[00:02:39]
Oh[00:02:40]
What you talking bout PewDiePie[00:02:41]
Your not making any sense bro you be high[00:02:43]
You could wear a new Gucci suit and groovy tie[00:02:45]
But you'll never be as beautiful as PewDiePie[00:02:48]
How's it going bros[00:02:54]