《Australian Idol(Explicit)》歌词

歌曲： Australian Idol(Explicit)

所属专辑：The Best of Kate Miller-Heidke: Act One (Explicit)

歌手： Kate Miller-Heidke

时长： 04:05

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Australian Idol - Kate Miller-Heidke[00:00:00]

Written by：Kate Miller-Heidke[00:00:01]

I was having a bad week[00:00:08]

I crashed the car and the cat carked it[00:00:10]

Weighed myself outside woolies and I'd put on 4 kilos[00:00:12]

Arranged to meet an old friend for coffee[00:00:16]

I poured my heart out told her all about[00:00:18]

Poor dead fluffy and the bloody car[00:00:20]

And did she think I should go on a diet[00:00:21]

She studied my face trying to frame the words to say[00:00:24]

Just the right blend of sympathy and advice[00:00:31]

She took a big breath[00:00:36]

Looked into my eyes and she said[00:00:38]

You should go on Australian Idol[00:00:40]

Even if you don't win you'll have a great time[00:00:44]

Don't worry that you don't look like a supermodel[00:00:48]

They're even letting fatties on there now so you should be fine[00:00:52]

I said thanks I feel a lot better now[00:01:04]

Then I erased her number from my phone[00:01:06]

I didn't know how much we'd grown apart[00:01:09]

The very next day was my birthday[00:01:12]

No one called except my grandma[00:01:14]

She was drunk she just needed a lift home from the pub[00:01:16]

Then that Sunday night I went to dinner with my rellies[00:01:20]

They said happy birthday do you mind if we put the TV on[00:01:28]

It's nearly the final of Australian Idol and[00:01:34]

You should go on Australian Idol[00:01:36]

You're much prettier than her she looks like a pudding[00:01:40]

You'll win it no worries love' said my uncle[00:01:44]

And I just turned and looked at him like he was something[00:01:48]

That I stood in[00:01:51]

And don't get me wrong[00:01:55]

If I turn on the TV and it's on[00:01:57]

I can't stop watching even with the ads[00:02:01]

Even with those two dickheads blabbing on between songs[00:02:05]

I love to see their spirits crushed their egos shattered[00:02:09]

I love the ones that really suck in the first auditions[00:02:15]

I love to watch them sob their dreams in tatters[00:02:19]

And I laugh while I eat my dinner[00:02:23]

They're crying in their 5 star hotel[00:02:27]

And I'm cackling on my cack brown couch[00:02:30]

And it's not that I am jealous[00:02:37]

I'm not jealous I'm not jealous[00:02:40]

The next Sunday I had a pretty bad hangover[00:02:48]

Feeling pretty grumpy[00:02:50]

Sitting on the couch eating pringles feeling sorry for myself[00:02:52]

I flipped to channel 10 and before I knew it[00:02:56]

I was watching a really short guy[00:02:58]

Singing that really annoying song by Craig David[00:03:00]

Suddenly I rose to my feet it must have been divine intervention[00:03:05]

I saw the light in front of me and I screamed[00:03:13]

Why am I watching Australian Idol God[00:03:21]

Am I really reduced to this pitiful state Jesus[00:03:25]

May as well just head down to my local karaoke bar[00:03:29]

Or better still just change to SBS[00:03:33]

You better believe it I changed to ABC[00:03:36]

So Marcia Dicko whatever your name is[00:03:40]

Shove it up your ass[00:03:46]