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A More Human Mikado (from "The Mikado") - The King'S Singers[00:00:00]
Written by:William Schwenck Gilbert/Sir Arthur Sullivan[00:00:00]
A more humane Mikado never[00:00:01]
Did in Japan exist [00:00:05]
To nobody second [00:00:08]
I'm certainly reckoned[00:00:09]
A true philanthropist [00:00:11]
It is my very humane endeavour[00:00:14]
To make to some extent [00:00:17]
Each evil liver[00:00:21]
A running river[00:00:23]
Of harmless merriment [00:00:25]
My object all sublime[00:00:39]
I shall achieve in time[00:00:41]
To let the punishment fit the crime[00:00:43]
The punishment fit the crime;[00:00:46]
And make each prisoner pent[00:00:48]
Unwillingly represent[00:00:50]
A source of innocent merriment [00:00:52]
Of innocent merriment [00:00:54]
All prosy dull society sinners [00:01:01]
Who chatter and bleat and bore [00:01:05]
Are sent to hear sermons[00:01:08]
From mystical Germans[00:01:10]
Who preach from ten till four [00:01:11]
The amateur tenor whose vocal villainies[00:01:16]
All desire to shirk [00:01:19]
Shall during off-hours [00:01:24]
Exhibit his powers[00:01:25]
To Madame Tussaud's waxwork [00:01:27]
The lady who dyes a chemical yellow[00:01:33]
Or stains her grey hair puce [00:01:35]
Or pinches her figure [00:01:38]
Is painted with vigour[00:01:40]
With permanent walnut juice [00:01:43]
The idiot who in railway carriages [00:01:47]
Scribbles on window-panes [00:01:50]
We only suffer[00:01:53]
To ride on a buffer[00:01:55]
In Parliamentary trains [00:01:58]
My object all sublime[00:02:08]
I shall achieve in time[00:02:10]
To let the punishment fit the crime[00:02:12]
The punishment fit the crime;[00:02:15]
And make each prisoner pent[00:02:17]
Unwillingly represent[00:02:19]
A source of innocent merriment [00:02:21]
Of innocent merriment [00:02:23]
The advertising quack who wearies[00:02:29]
With tales of countless cures [00:02:34]
His teeth I've enacted [00:02:37]
Shall all be extracted[00:02:38]
By terrified amateurs [00:02:40]
The music-hall singer attends a series[00:02:45]
Of masses and fugues and "ops"[00:02:48]
By Bach interwoven[00:02:56]
With Spohr and Beethoven [00:02:58]
At classical Monday Pops [00:02:59]
The billiard sharp who any one catches [00:03:05]
His doom's extremely hard[00:03:08]
He's made to dwell[00:03:11]
In a dungeon cell[00:03:13]
On a spot that's always barred [00:03:15]
And there he plays extravagant matches[00:03:19]
In fitless finger-stalls[00:03:22]
On a cloth untrue[00:03:26]
With a twisted cue[00:03:29]
And elliptical billiard balls [00:03:32]
My object all sublime [00:03:40]
He will achieve in time[00:03:42]
To let the punishment fit the crime[00:03:44]
The punishment fit the crime;[00:03:46]
And make each prisoner pent[00:03:49]
Unwillingly represent[00:03:51]
A source of innocent merriment [00:03:52]
Of innocent merriment [00:03:55]
His object all sublime[00:03:57]
He will achieve in time[00:03:58]
To let the punishment fit the crime[00:04:00]
The punishment fit the crime;[00:04:03]
And make each prisoner pent[00:04:05]
Unwillingly represent[00:04:07]
A source of innocent merriment [00:04:09]
Of innocent merriment[00:04:11]