《College Humor》歌词

歌曲： College Humor

所属专辑：Toast to Tommy

歌手： Mike Stud&Kinetics

时长： 02:46

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College Humor - Mike Stud/Kinetics[00:00:00]

Haha oh yeah[00:00:06]

Yo mike who the f**k is Julie[00:00:12]

I have no idea but f**k it[00:00:15]

Yeah it's Mike Stud Homie[00:00:19]

Man I love college I never wanna leave this place[00:00:21]

Van Wilder I got the keys to the gate[00:00:25]

Hold up hold up yeah I think it's my turn[00:00:27]

Let me get up in your ear like a sideburn[00:00:30]

Like Derek Jeter I just need to be signed[00:00:32]

And if you don't like the track[00:00:35]

Than you need to rewind[00:00:36]

I stay going hard I'm Cal Ripken boy[00:00:37]

Leaning on the cup I'm sippin boy [00:00:40]

I'm gifted boy[00:00:42]

Making money chips ahoy[00:00:43]

Just keep moving up Lane Kiffin boy[00:00:45]

Yeah and it's a quick decision[00:00:47]

Fresh all my work is in mint condition[00:00:50]

Peep the precision surgeon on the track[00:00:52]

F**k going in I'm bout to make a quick incision[00:00:55]

And I go about my flow quite swiftly[00:00:58]

Go fast then I change it up like cliff lee[00:01:00]

And I'm telling all the girls the same thing[00:01:02]

I'm telling all the girls I love them[00:01:05]

But I don't really mean a damn thing[00:01:07]

I just wanna go home and f**k them[00:01:10]

So I I'm just trying to have fun[00:01:12]

So I I'm just trying to have fun[00:01:15]

So I I'm just trying to have fun[00:01:17]

Sorry girl I'm just trying to have fun[00:01:20]

Now I love all the girls [00:01:22]

But it's still cash first[00:01:24]

Cause I just wanna ball out like a bad serve[00:01:25]

It's pretty much a fact that your girl wanna meet me[00:01:27]

I'm all over the web like Brett Favre's peepee[00:01:30]

And I'm so hot right now it might melt her[00:01:33]

And she catch my balls better than Wes Welker[00:01:35]

Haha God dammit I'm a douche[00:01:37]

Been around the world and I ain't shooting hoops[00:01:40]

It's been two months and I might get famous cocky[00:01:42]

Talk more sh*t than Skip Bayless sorry sorry[00:01:45]

And you really ain't living how I'm living[00:01:48]

Get so much brain that my fitted ain't fitting[00:01:50]

Nah I'm just kidding I swear I'm deserving [00:01:53]

Coming for the top spot quicker than a virgin[00:01:55]

And it's over checker the flag[00:01:58]

Big heart mo'f**ker with a pecker to match[00:02:00]

And I'm telling all the girls the same thing[00:02:03]

I'm telling all the girls I love them[00:02:06]

But I don't really mean a damn thing[00:02:08]

I just wanna go home and f**k them[00:02:10]

So I I'm just trying to have fun[00:02:13]

So I I'm just trying to have fun[00:02:15]

So I I'm just trying to have fun[00:02:18]

Sorry girl I'm just trying to have fun[00:02:21]

I'm trying to have F U N[00:02:24]

If you don't like it F U then b**ch[00:02:26]

Hah ha yeah[00:02:29]

God dammit Julie keep it down[00:02:33]

I'm just trying to have fun[00:02:37]

Haha Yeah[00:02:39]