所属专辑:Lah-Di-Dah
歌手: Jake Thackray
时长: 03:27
If you come around to mourn for Grandad [00:00:09]
Don't dress up in black cause [00:00:12]
Although me Grandad's dead and buried odds on he'll be back yes [00:00:14]
Although they stuffed him in a coffin and read out the will and [00:00:18]
Although he's six foot deep in darkness he'll never lie still [00:00:22]
He's made of sterner stuff he's not dead enough [00:00:26]
Angels saints and seraphim [00:00:33]
Please please will you try to keep an eye [00:00:36]
On him [00:00:42]
On his ninetieth birthday Grandad went down for a drink now [00:00:44]
Me Grandad is a rabid dipso with a throat like a sink he [00:00:48]
Drank himself toward the skyline and his friends to the floor just [00:00:52]
To prove how fit he was for boozing for ninety years more [00:00:56]
Your pearly gates he'll climb when it's opening time [00:01:00]
Angels saints and seraphim [00:01:06]
You'll you’ll find it hard to keep a guard [00:01:10]
On him [00:01:15]
They brought him home upon a handcart with his legs in the air he [00:01:17]
Was singing Rule Britannia backwards in his underwear he [00:01:21]
Challenged all the county police force to a fight right away then [00:01:24]
He offered to put the Ladies' Union in the family way [00:01:28]
Your crystal domes will shake when he makes his break [00:01:32]
Angels saints and seraphim [00:01:38]
Please please don't expect that much respect [00:01:42]
From him [00:01:47]
The doctor lifted up an eyelid and pronounced him gone but [00:01:49]
To judge from Grandad's finger signals the doctor was wrong they [00:01:53]
Dressed him in his Sunday night shirt they combed out his hair but [00:01:56]
They couldn't get my Grandad's boots off he'd need them up there [00:02:01]
Your silken wings he'll shed He will paint Paradise red [00:02:05]
Angels saints and seraphim [00:02:11]
He'll give you the slip so get a grip [00:02:15]
On him [00:02:20]
Even at the solemn moment he wouldn't behave for [00:02:22]
I heard him whistling in his coffin on his way to the grave he [00:02:26]
Took off toward the New Jerusalem with his pinch of salt I [00:02:30]
Distinctly heard him flatulating in his marble vault [00:02:34]
Your candles will be dimmed when he gets the wind [00:02:37]
Angels saints and seraphim [00:02:44]
Although he's old although he's cold [00:02:48]
Keep a tight hold on him[00:02:55]