歌手: Tommy Steele
时长: 02:48
What a Mouth (What a North and South) - Tommy Steele[00:00:00]
Written by:Unknown[00:00:03]
Jimmy bean was a funny looking fellah[00:00:09]
If he had another mouth he'd look much sweller[00:00:11]
But the race queered him from winning a beauty show[00:00:13]
It was like a steamboat funnel or a railway arch[00:00:18]
Or the black wall tunnel when you can't see Jim[00:00:22]
When he opens his mouth you'll know[00:00:25]
And as poor Jim goes walking about[00:00:28]
You can hear the kids all ollering out[00:00:34]
What what ooh um[00:00:41]
What a mouth what a mouth what a north and south[00:00:43]
Blimey what a mouth he's got[00:00:46]
Now when he was a baby well oh gawd love her[00:00:49]
His poor old muvver used to feed him with a shovel[00:00:51]
What a gap poor chap he's never been known to laugh oy[00:00:54]
If he did it's a penny to a quid[00:00:58]
That his face would fall in half[00:01:01]
Mouth so large oh lord oh lumme[00:01:08]
He can whisper in his own ear ain't it funny[00:01:10]
And to quench his thirst now he's gotta take a drink o' mine[00:01:13]
He got so drunk one foggy morn[00:01:18]
He layed in the road and started to yawn[00:01:20]
And a poor old man was delivering coals close by[00:01:22]
And as he went to shoot the load[00:01:27]
He saw Jim's mouth out in the road[00:01:34]
What eh ooh what oh yes[00:01:41]
What a mouth what a mouth what a north and south[00:01:44]
Blimey what a mouth he's got now the poor old man[00:01:47]
Being a short sighted fellah when he saw Jim's mouth[00:01:50]
He took it for the cellar and he shot the lot[00:01:53]
Right into his mouth no joke oy Jim[00:01:57]
Poor soul's got a tummy full of coal[00:02:00]
And he corfs up lumps o' coke oy[00:02:02]
What eh what eeh ooh ooh cor blimey[00:02:10]
I thought it was all over oh yes um[00:02:11]
What a mouth what a mouth what a north and south[00:02:14]
Blimey what a mouth he's got now the poor old man[00:02:17]
Being a short sighted fellah when he saw Jim's mouth[00:02:21]
He took it for the cellar and he shot the lot right into his mouth[00:02:23]
No joke oy Jim poor soul's got a tummy full of coal[00:02:28]
And he corfs up lumps of coke oy[00:02:31]
Oy oy oy[00:02:38]