歌手: Lonnie Donegan
时长: 03:22
Now here's a little story[00:00:03]
To tell it is a must[00:00:06]
About an unsung hero[00:00:11]
That moves away your dust[00:00:14]
Some people make a fortune[00:00:20]
Other's earn a mint[00:00:22]
My old man don't earn much[00:00:26]
In fact he's flippin' skint[00:00:33]
Oh my old man's a dustman[00:00:34]
He wears a dustman's hat[00:00:40]
He wears cor blimey trousers[00:00:42]
And he lives in a council flat[00:00:44]
He looks a proper narner[00:00:46]
In his great big hob nailed boots[00:00:47]
He's got such a job to pull em up[00:00:49]
That he calls them daisy roots[00:00:51]
Some folks give tips at Christmas[00:00:56]
And some of them forget[00:00:58]
So when he picks their bins up[00:01:00]
He spills some on the steps[00:01:02]
Now one old man got nasty[00:01:04]
And to the council wrote[00:01:05]
Next time my old man went 'round there[00:01:07]
He punched him up the throat[00:01:09]
Oh my old man's a dustman[00:01:11]
He wears a dustman's hat[00:01:13]
He wears cor blimey trousers[00:01:15]
And he lives in a council flat[00:01:17]
I say I say Duncan[00:01:19]
I 'er I found a police dog in my dustbin[00:01:20]
How do you know he's a police dog[00:01:23]
He had a policeman with him[00:01:26]
Though my old man's a dustman[00:01:30]
He's got a heart of gold[00:01:32]
He got married recently[00:01:34]
Though he's 86 years old[00:01:36]
We said 'Ear Hang on Dad[00:01:38]
You're getting past your prime'[00:01:40]
He said 'Well when you get to my age'[00:01:41]
'It helps to pass the time'[00:01:44]
Oh my old man's a dustman[00:01:46]
He wears a dustman's hat[00:01:47]
He wears cor blimey trousers[00:01:49]
And he lives in a council flat[00:01:51]
I say I say I say[00:01:53]
My dustbins full of lillies[00:01:55]
Well throw 'em away then[00:01:57]
I can't Lilly's wearing them[00:01:58]
Now one day while in a hurry[00:02:01]
He missed a lady's bin[00:02:04]
He hadn't gone but a few yards[00:02:06]
When she chased after him[00:02:08]
'What game do you think you're playing'[00:02:10]
She cried right from the heart[00:02:12]
'You've missed me am I too late'[00:02:14]
'No jump up on the cart'[00:02:16]
Oh my old man's a dustman[00:02:19]
He wears a dustman's hat[00:02:20]
He wears cor blimey trousers[00:02:21]
And he lives in a council flat[00:02:23]
I say I say I say What you again[00:02:25]
My dustbin's absolutely full with toadstools[00:02:28]
How do you know it's full[00:02:31]
'Cos there's not much room inside[00:02:33]
He found a tiger's head one day[00:02:35]
Nailed to a piece of wood[00:02:40]
The tiger looked quite miserable[00:02:42]
But I suppose it should[00:02:44]
Just then from out a window[00:02:46]
A voice began to wail[00:02:48]
He said Oi Where's me tiger head[00:02:49]
Four foot from it's tail[00:02:51]
Oh my old man's a dustman[00:02:53]
He wears a dustman's hat[00:02:55]
He wears cor blimey trousers[00:02:57]
And he lives in a council flat[00:02:59]
Next time you see a dustman[00:03:01]
Looking all pale and sad[00:03:03]
Don't kick him in the dustbin[00:03:04]
It might be my old dad[00:03:06]