《Sam’s Sturgeon》歌词

歌曲： Sam’s Sturgeon

所属专辑：Parlophone Comedy Classics

歌手： Stanley Holloway

时长： 04:36

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Sam's Sturgeon - Stanley Holloway[00:00:02]

Sam Small were fishing in canal[00:00:05]

Twixt Manchester and Sale[00:00:08]

He hadn't had a bite all day[00:00:10]

And nought to sup but ale[00:00:12]

Then all at once his fishing line[00:00:14]

Went rushing out like mad[00:00:16]

By gum cried Sam I've got a bite[00:00:18]

So by gum he'ad[00:00:22]

He tugged and tugged and better tugged[00:00:24]

His line it rose and sank[00:00:26]

Then fish gave one last dying gasp[00:00:29]

And dropped stone dead on t'bank[00:00:32]

Then a policeman bustled up[00:00:36]

On feet both large and flat[00:00:37]

He looked at Sam he looked at fish[00:00:40]

And saidEe who done that[00:00:43]

It's just a sort of fish said Sam[00:00:47]

I'm taking home to tea[00:00:49]

Tha's not said policeman That tha's not[00:00:51]

It don't belong to thee[00:00:54]

It's what they call a Sturgeon Sam[00:00:56]

That fish belongs to King[00:01:00]

So take it up the Palace lad[00:01:02]

As fast as anything[00:01:04]

Sam stooped and picked the Sturgeon up[00:01:06]

Well knowing who was boss[00:01:08]

And ran to station where he bought[00:01:11]

Two tickets for King's Cross[00:01:13]

When Sam reached London Town[00:01:16]

The crowd all raised a cheering cry[00:01:18]

The traffic parted left and right[00:01:22]

To let that Sturgeon by[00:01:24]

The Palace sentry haughty like[00:01:26]

Said What might be your wish[00:01:29]

But when he saw what Sam had brought[00:01:32]

He cried Pass Royal fish[00:01:34]

Sam knocked at door and servant girl[00:01:39]

Said Step inside the hall[00:01:41]

The King and Queen is out says she[00:01:44]

But not for thee Sam Small[00:01:47]

And so with Sturgeon in his arms[00:01:49]

Sam tramped up corridor[00:01:52]

He trailed along some passages[00:01:54]

And knocked at parlour door[00:01:57]

Come in says King So Sam went in[00:01:59]

With Royal fish and all[00:02:03]

Why dash me buttons cries the King[00:02:05]

If it isn't old Sam Small[00:02:09]

That's me said Sam and ere's a fish[00:02:11]

Our policeman said were thine[00:02:14]

A Sturgeon caught in Ship Canal[00:02:16]

With rod and hook and line[00:02:19]

Well well said King come sit thee down[00:02:21]

That must be fair done up[00:02:25]

We just were going to have us teas[00:02:28]

That'll stay and have a cup[00:02:30]

Thanks King said Sam and takes a seat[00:02:32]

With fish upon his knee[00:02:35]

Nay put that thing on sofa Sam[00:02:37]

Says King And have thy tea[00:02:41]

Now what about this fish asks Sam[00:02:43]

But King he whispers low[00:02:46]

I'm going to tell thee something Sam[00:02:49]

But don't let policeman know[00:02:52]

I hate to show ingratitude[00:02:55]

And please don't think me mean[00:02:57]

But I never did like Sturgeon Sam[00:02:59]

Nor come to that does Queen[00:03:02]

To eat the stuff we hate so much[00:03:05]

Well Sam we find it hard[00:03:08]

So we hand em to the Chamberlain[00:03:10]

Who stacks them in back yard[00:03:13]

Just thee look out that window Sam[00:03:15]

And see where t'Sturgeons go[00:03:17]

Sam looked at yard and saw e'm all[00:03:20]

In thousands in a row[00:03:23]

It's champion seeing thee again[00:03:26]

But Sam twixt me and thee[00:03:29]

I can't stand Sturgeons[00:03:32]

But I love a kipper to me tea[00:03:34]

Now fancy that says Sam by gum[00:03:38]

Why them's my favourite fish[00:03:41]

And then the Queen came smiling in[00:03:44]

With kippers on the dish[00:03:47]

Do you know Sam Small my dear says King[00:03:49]

Queen says 'Why yes yes yes[00:03:52]

Just touch the bell and tell our James[00:03:56]

To bring more watercress[00:04:00]

Think on says King when tea were done[00:04:02]

And Sam got up to go[00:04:06]

Kippers is what I like for tea[00:04:08]

But don't let policeman know[00:04:10]

So Sam went home to Lancashire[00:04:14]

And said a silent prayer[00:04:16]

With blessings on the kippered fish[00:04:19]

Long live the Royal Pair[00:04:22]