所属专辑:Lessons
歌手: 林子祥
时长: 03:02
Tennis Nemesis - 林子祥[00:00:00]
Playing the forehand[00:00:26]
You're missing the ball[00:00:28]
And you feel that your timing is off[00:00:29]
And you scoff at the umpire who's calling the line[00:00:32]
Yes he's blind[00:00:37]
But be kind[00:00:38]
It's not time when you're trailing behind[00:00:39]
Bend those old knees you'll be catching the breeze as the man[00:00:45]
At the net takes a crack at your head[00:00:49]
Now you're down 45 and there's no time to cry[00:00:53]
You say "Wait" They say "Why"[00:00:57]
And here's mud in your eye[00:00:59]
Adding insult to your third double fault[00:01:04]
They all said that the net was too low[00:01:08]
Your lobs are too short[00:01:13]
And your strings are too taut[00:01:14]
And your age is beginning to show[00:01:16]
Don't feel defeated[00:01:24]
You're only un-seeded[00:01:25]
You just can't believe it[00:01:28]
Oh ain't we conceited[00:01:29]
So put on your Adidas and make like you're Vilas[00:01:31]
Just having competed is all that it is[00:01:36]
Navratilova Helena Sukova[00:02:11]
Ivan Miloslav Yannick Noah[00:02:14]
Chrissie and Steffi and Miss Sabatini[00:02:19]
Becker and Borg McEnroe[00:02:23]
Tennis is fun when you don't have to run[00:02:30]
When the scoring is none and you don't care who won[00:02:33]
So get off your buns and get out in the sun[00:02:38]
We can go one on one till the morning is done[00:02:42]