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Number One - Loudon Wainwright III[00:00:00]
Of all the chicks & broads & babes & bimbos I have known[00:00:05]
No one does it better than you do on the phone[00:00:11]
Midway through my busy day all through my empty night[00:00:16]
I dial your 900 number and it feels oh so right[00:00:22]
When I'm feelin lonely and bottled up inside[00:00:27]
I know I can aslays take that magic carpet ride[00:00:32]
I get down on my bearskin rug on my loving room floor[00:00:37]
I get you on the telephone & you give me what for[00:00:43]
When it comes to lovin on the phone you are the best[00:00:48]
Local or long distance you're better thatn the rest[00:00:55]
And when it is all over when it's been said and done[00:01:00]
Of all the numbers out there your number's number one[00:01:05]
I used to go to pick up bars when I felt all alone[00:01:15]
Now I just have a few drinks and pick up my telephone[00:01:19]
I like my lovin private this is not a party line[00:01:25]
I don't have call waiting cause I'm busy all the time[00:01:30]
I don't know what you look like[00:01:35]
And I don't know how you smell[00:01:38]
But the way you talk to me no human tongue could tell[00:01:41]
There are so many digits yours are the ones I pick[00:01:46]
Cause the way you talk to me no human tongue can lick[00:01:51]
When it comes to lovin on the phone you are the best[00:01:57]
Local or long distance you're better thatn the rest[00:02:04]
And when it is all over when it's been said and done[00:02:09]
Of all the numbers out there your number's number one[00:02:14]
The things that you say to me well I can't sing them here[00:02:24]
Let's just say it's worth it that phone call's not too dear[00:02:29]
And I know you don't love me but hey I don't love you[00:02:35]
I just love those things you say & what you tell me to do[00:02:40]
Cause lovin's never easy & love can be a chore[00:02:45]
And these days love is dangerous I need not say more[00:02:50]
Some folks say I'ts kinky & some say it's obscene[00:02:56]
But thank you Alexander Graham Bell[00:03:01]
For your lovin machine[00:03:04]
When it comes to lovin on the phone you are the best[00:03:07]
Local or long distance you're better thatn the rest[00:03:14]
And when it is all over when it's been said and done[00:03:20]
Of all the numbers out there your number's number one[00:03:24]
Of all the numbers out there your number's number one[00:03:29]