《The Houseplant Song(Underdog Album Version)》歌词

歌曲： The Houseplant Song(Underdog Album Version)

所属专辑：The Ultimate Collection

歌手： Audio Adrenaline

时长： 04:03

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The Houseplant Song - Audio Adrenaline[00:00:00]

Once I read a book[00:00:36]

And this is what it said[00:00:37]

If your music has a beat[00:00:39]

Then you're gonna wind up dead[00:00:41]

It doesn't really matter if it's Christian or not[00:00:43]

If it's syncopated rhythm then your soul is gonna rot[00:00:46]

And this book was called Ha Your Gonna Burn[00:00:51]

And in the second chapter I went on to learn[00:00:56]

Take two houseplants[00:01:00]

And put them to the test[00:01:01]

Set them both in front of speakers[00:01:03]

And let the music do the rest[00:01:05]

The first one you play Mozart[00:01:07]

Or something lovely like that[00:01:09]

The second one you play that Petra Or that MegaDeth[00:01:11]

Doesn't really matter what kind of rock it is[00:01:14]

So I took my two houseplants[00:01:19]

And I put them to the test[00:01:20]

Set them both in front of speakers[00:01:23]

To let the music do the rest[00:01:24]

I powered up my Pioneers[00:01:27]

To let the music roar[00:01:28]

But twenty minutes later[00:01:30]

Someone's knocking at my door[00:01:32]

I opened up my door[00:01:37]

And there my neighbour stood[00:01:39]

He said Man I'd like to get some sleep[00:01:41]

If you think I could[00:01:43]

I said Man can't you see here[00:01:44]

I've got this moral dilemma that I got to get clear[00:01:47]

He said What kind of moral dilemma[00:01:50]

Could you have at this time of night[00:01:52]

That could make me so angry[00:01:54]

That I just want to fight[00:01:56]

So I pointed to the page in that open book[00:02:00]

That had a picture of a potted plant[00:02:03]

And I said Go have a look[00:02:05]

And he read[00:02:07]

Take two houseplants[00:02:09]

And put them to the test[00:02:11]

Set them both in front of speakers[00:02:12]

And let the music do the rest[00:02:14]

The first one you play Mozart[00:02:16]

Or something lovely like that[00:02:18]

The second one you play that Petra Or that MegaDeth[00:02:20]

Doesn't really matter what kind of rock it is[00:02:24]

First of all he said[00:02:35]

"That's Wagner that you're playing[00:02:37]

I've never heard of Petra[00:02:38]

And isn't MegaDeth all dead[00:02:40]

And secondly emphatically He asked me[00:02:42]

What's the sense of hanging out with houseplants when hey[00:02:45]

I live right across the fence[00:02:48]

And I thought to myself[00:02:51]

You know that's a good point[00:02:52]

So I took my two houseplants and[00:02:54]

I put them both back outside[00:02:56]

And me and my neighbour[00:02:58]

Well we went out for a drive[00:02:59]

We talked about all the things[00:03:02]

That really matter most[00:03:04]

Like life and love and happiness[00:03:06]

And then the Holy Ghost[00:03:08]

And now my two houseplants[00:03:14]

They sit out in the sun[00:03:15]

As for me and my neighbour[00:03:17]

Well our friendship has become[00:03:19]

A meaningful relationship[00:03:21]

That's headed straight to heaven[00:03:23]

But as for now[00:03:25]

We like to sit around and listen to Audio Adrenaline[00:03:27]

Cranked to eleven[00:03:30]