《The Humpty Dance》歌词

歌曲： The Humpty Dance

所属专辑：The Best Dance Songs of All Time

歌手： The Hit Crew

时长： 04:16

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The Humpty Dance - The Hit Crew (热歌组合)[00:00:00]

Sexy lady[00:00:00]

Sexy lady[00:00:05]

All right [00:00:10]

Stop whatcha doin'[00:00:10]

'Cause I'm about to ruin[00:00:11]

The image and the style that ya used to [00:00:12]

I look funny [00:00:15]

But yo I'm makin' money see[00:00:16]

So yo world I hope you're ready for me [00:00:18]

Now gather round[00:00:19]

I'm the new fool in town[00:00:20]

And my sound's laid down by the Underground [00:00:22]

I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf[00:00:24]

So just let me introduce myself[00:00:27]

My name is Humpty pronounced with a Umpty [00:00:29]

Yo ladies oh how I like to hump thee [00:00:31]

And all the rappers in the top ten[00:00:34]

Please allow me to bump thee [00:00:36]

I'm steppin' tall y'all [00:00:38]

And just like Humpty Dumpty[00:00:39]

You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me [00:00:41]

I like to rhyme [00:00:43]

I like my beats funky [00:00:44]

I'm spunky I like my oatmeal lumpy [00:00:45]

I'm sick wit dis straight gangsta mack[00:00:48]

But sometimes I get ridiculous[00:00:51]

I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice[00:00:52]

Hey yo fat girl c'mere--are ya ticklish [00:00:54]

Yeah I called ya fat [00:00:57]

Look at me I'm skinny[00:00:58]

It never stopped me from gettin' busy[00:01:00]

I'm a freak[00:01:02]

I like the girls with the boom[00:01:03]

I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom[00:01:04]

I'm crazy [00:01:06]

Allow me to amaze thee [00:01:07]

They say I'm ugly but it just don't phase me [00:01:09]

I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants[00:01:10]

And I even got my own dance[00:01:13]

The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump[00:01:15]

Do the Humpty Hump come on and do the Humpty Hump[00:01:21]

Do the Humpty Hump just watch me do the Humpty Hump[00:01:26]

Do ya know what I'm doin' doin' the Humpty Hump[00:01:31]

Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump[00:01:35]

People say "Yo Humpty you're really funny lookin'"[00:01:39]

That's all right 'cause I get things cookin'[00:01:42]

Ya stare ya glare ya constantly try to compare me[00:01:44]

But ya can't get near me[00:01:47]

I give 'em more see and on the floor B [00:01:49]

All the girls they adore me[00:01:51]

Oh yes ladies I'm really bein' sincere[00:01:52]

'Cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear [00:01:55]

My nose is big uh-uh I'm not ashamed[00:01:57]

Big like a pickle I'm still gettin' paid[00:02:00]

I get laid by the ladies ya know I'm in charge [00:02:02]

Both how I'm livin' and my nose is large[00:02:05]

I get stoopid I shoot an arrow like Cupid [00:02:07]

I use a word that don't mean nothin' like looptid[00:02:09]

I sang on Doowhutchalike and if ya missed it [00:02:11]

I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits[00:02:14]

Also told ya that I like to bite[00:02:17]

Well yeah I guess it's obvious I also like to write [00:02:18]

All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance[00:02:21]

And now I'm gonna do my dance [00:02:23]

The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump[00:02:25]

Do the Humpty Hump come on and do the Humpty Hump[00:02:31]

Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump[00:02:36]

Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump[00:02:41]

Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump[00:02:45]

Oh yeah that's the break y'all[00:02:50]

Lay on a little bit of that bass groove right there[00:02:51]

A-doorer dooreh A-doorer A-dooreh[00:02:54]

Oh yeah [00:02:58]

Now that I told ya a little bit about myself[00:03:00]

Let me tell ya a little bit about this dance[00:03:02]

It's real easy to do check it out[00:03:04]

First I limp to the side like my leg was broken[00:03:07]

Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin'[00:03:10]

Crazy wack funky[00:03:12]

People say ya look like M C Hammer on crack Humpty[00:03:14]

That's all right 'cause my body's in motion[00:03:17]

It's supposed to look like a flitter or a convulsion[00:03:19]

Anyone can play this game[00:03:22]

This is my dance y'all Humpty Hump's my name[00:03:23]

No two people will do it the same[00:03:26]

Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain[00:03:28]

Humpin' funkin' jumpin' [00:03:31]

Jig around shakin' ya rump [00:03:33]

And when a two pump chump points a finger like a stump[00:03:35]

Tell him step off I'm doin' the Hump [00:03:38]

The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump[00:03:39]

Do the Humpty Hump just watch me do the Humpty Hump[00:03:45]

Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump[00:03:51]

Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump[00:03:55]

Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump[00:04:00]