《Triplets》歌词

歌曲： Triplets

所属专辑：Forever Gold - Ballin’ The Jack

歌手： Danny Kaye&The Andrews Si

时长： 02:13

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Triplets - Danny Kaye[00:00:00]

Three little unexpected children simultaneously[00:00:04]

The doctor bought us in you can see[00:00:06]

That we'll be three forever and E I O[00:00:08]

You wouldn't know how agonizing[00:00:12]

Being triplets can be[00:00:13]

Each one is individually the[00:00:14]

Victim of that clinical day E I O[00:00:16]

Every summer we go away to Baden Baden Baden[00:00:19]

Every winter we come back[00:00:23]

Home to Walla Walla Walla[00:00:24]

We do everything alike[00:00:29]

We look alike we dress alike[00:00:30]

We walk alike we talk alike and what is more[00:00:33]

We hate each other very much[00:00:36]

We hate our folks[00:00:38]

We're sick of jokes about how[00:00:39]

Hard it is to tell us apart[00:00:41]

If one of us gets the measles[00:00:43]

Then another one gets the measles[00:00:44]

Then all of gets the[00:00:46]

Measles and mumps and croup[00:00:47]

How I wish I had a gun a little gun[00:00:50]

It would be fun to shoot[00:00:54]

The other two and only be one[00:00:55]

Mrs Hildendorfer loves[00:00:57]

To talk to Mrs Goldenbasser[00:00:59]

Of the day she went to[00:01:01]

Sloane's and had her silly Willy[00:01:02]

Mrs Hassencooper loves to[00:01:04]

Talk to Mrs Eldenspritzel[00:01:06]

Of her major operation when[00:01:08]

She had her twins[00:01:10]

But when mother comes along[00:01:11]

She silences the others[00:01:13]

She accomplished something[00:01:15]

That is very rare in mothers[00:01:17]

For example just to prove[00:01:19]

That she was more than ample[00:01:21]

She admits Lane Bryant thought[00:01:23]

That they were measuring a giant[00:01:24]

Dr Heimerdanner almost[00:01:26]

Lost his bedside manner[00:01:28]

On the day that he first[00:01:30]

Slipped upon us three[00:01:31]

We do everything alike[00:01:34]

We look alike we dress alike[00:01:36]

We walk alike we talk alike and what is more[00:01:38]

We hate each other very much[00:01:41]

We hate our folks[00:01:43]

We're sick of jokes on[00:01:44]

What an art it is to tell us apart[00:01:45]

We eat the same kind of vittles[00:01:48]

We drink from the same kind of bottles[00:01:50]

We sit in the same kind of high chair[00:01:51]

High chair high chair[00:01:53]

Momma says that we're a bore and what is more[00:01:55]

She didn't want to have us[00:01:59]

And we didn't want to have her no more[00:02:00]