《Nobody Makes a Pass at Me》歌词

歌曲： Nobody Makes a Pass at Me

所属专辑：Pins and Needles - The Musical

歌手： Barbra Streisand&Rose Mar

时长： 04:17

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Nobody Makes a Pass at Me - Barbra Streisand (芭芭拉·史翠珊)/Rose Marie Jun/Alan Sokoloff[00:00:00]

I want men that I can please[00:00:06]

That I can squeeze that I can tease[00:00:09]

Two or three or four or more[00:00:13]

What are those fools waiting for[00:00:17]

I want love and I want kissing[00:00:21]

I want more of what I'm missing[00:00:25]

Nobody comes knocking at my front door[00:00:28]

What do they think my knocker's for[00:00:32]

If they don't come soon there won't be anymore[00:00:35]

What can the matter be[00:00:42]

I wash my clothes with lux[00:00:48]

My etiquette's the best[00:00:50]

I spend my hard-earned bucks[00:00:53]

On just what the ads suggest[00:00:55]

Oh dear what can the matter be[00:00:58]

Nobody makes a pass at me[00:01:03]

I'm full of kellogg's bran[00:01:08]

I eat grape nuts on the sly[00:01:11]

The date is on the can[00:01:14]

Of the coffee that I buy[00:01:16]

Oh dear what can the matter be[00:01:19]

Nobody makes a pass at me[00:01:24]

Oh beatrice fairfax[00:01:29]

Give me the bare facts[00:01:31]

How do you make them fall[00:01:34]

If you don't save me[00:01:39]

The things the lord gave me[00:01:41]

Never will be any use to me at all[00:01:44]

I sprinkle on a dash[00:01:49]

Of fragrance d amour[00:01:51]

The ads say makes men rash[00:01:54]

But I guess their smell is poor[00:01:57]

Oh dear what can the matter be[00:01:59]

Nobody makes a pass at me[00:02:04]

I use ovaltine and listerine[00:02:08]

Barbasol and musterole[00:02:12]

Lifebuoy soap and flit[00:02:13]

So why I not got it[00:02:15]

I use coca-cola and marmola[00:02:18]

Crisco lesco and mazola[00:02:20]

Exlax and vapex[00:02:22]

So why ain't I not got sex[00:02:24]

I use albolene and maybelline[00:02:27]

Alka-seltzer bromo-seltzer[00:02:29]

Odorono and sensation[00:02:31]

So why ain't I got fascination[00:02:34]

My girdles come from best[00:02:41]

The times ads say they're chick[00:02:44]

And up above I'm dressed[00:02:46]

In the brassier of the week oh[00:02:48]

Oh dear what can the matter be[00:02:51]

Nobody makes a pass at me[00:02:56]

I use ponds on my skin[00:03:01]

With rye-crisp I have thinned[00:03:04]

I get my culture in[00:03:06]

I began gone with the wind[00:03:08]

Oh dear what can the matter be[00:03:11]

Nobody makes a pass at me[00:03:17]

Oh dorothy dix[00:03:22]

Please show me some tricks[00:03:24]

Please I want some men to hold[00:03:26]

I want attention and things I can't mention[00:03:32]

And I want them all before I get too old[00:03:37]

I use mum everyday and angelus liplure[00:03:42]

But still men stay away just like ivory soap[00:03:47]

I'm 99 and 44 one hundred percent pure[00:03:52]

What can the matter be[00:03:56]

Nobody makes a pass at me[00:03:59]

I don't know oh dear[00:04:06]