歌手: Jake Thackray
时长: 03:15
The Ladies Basic Freedom Polka - Jake Thackray[00:00:00]
The ladies of the neighbourhood[00:00:06]
Are fighting the fight for womanhood[00:00:08]
By taking what they feel to be[00:00:11]
Fundamental liberties [00:00:14]
The sufferagettes are at it again[00:00:19]
With a low and underhand stratagem[00:00:22]
Leading the fight for womanly rights[00:00:25]
By pinching the bottoms of gentlemen[00:00:28]
The ladies of the neighbourhood[00:00:33]
Fighting the fight for womanhood[00:00:37]
By taking what they feel to be[00:00:39]
Fundamental liberties[00:00:43]
Gentlemen don't walk alone [00:00:48]
Beware these women They're widely known[00:00:51]
For their marksmanship their lobster grip [00:00:53]
They're quick to strike and they strike to the bone [00:00:56]
The ladies of the neighbourhood[00:01:01]
Are fighting the fight for womanhood[00:01:05]
By taking what they feel to be[00:01:07]
Fundamental liberties [00:01:10]
They advance libertarian views[00:01:16]
With the speed of incontinent kangaroos [00:01:18]
With a vampire's wail their hungry nails[00:01:21]
Will sink into your bulging trews [00:01:24]
The ladies of the neighbourhood[00:01:29]
Fighting the fight for womanhood[00:01:32]
By taking what they feel to be[00:01:35]
Fundamental liberties [00:01:38]
They've been where no women have been before [00:01:43]
Up Lord Mayors' petticoats barristers' drawers [00:01:46]
They're known to have poked up a horseguard's cloak[00:01:49]
And many a butcher's pinafore [00:01:52]
The ladies of the neighbourhood [00:01:57]
Fighting the fight for womanhood[00:02:00]
By taking what they feel to be[00:02:03]
Fundamental liberties [00:02:06]
Your chef isn't safe when they break loose;[00:02:12]
In his kitchen he'll be brutally seduced:[00:02:14]
A yelp a scream a clatter of tureens[00:02:17]
And lo and behold your cook is goosed [00:02:20]
The ladies of the neighbourhood [00:02:26]
Fighting the fight for womanhood[00:02:30]
By taking what they feel to be[00:02:32]
Fundamental liberties [00:02:35]
They had the vicar with a fearful tweak [00:02:41]
Plucking at his cassock with animal shrieks [00:02:44]
With a priestly wince he stuck to his principles[00:02:46]
And turned the other cheek [00:02:49]
The ladies of the neighbourhood [00:02:55]
Fighting the fight for womanhood[00:02:59]
By taking what they feel to be[00:03:02]
Fundamental liberties[00:03:06]