《Word Crimes(Karaoke Version)》歌词

歌曲： Word Crimes(Karaoke Version)

所属专辑：Word Crimes (Originally Performed by Weird Al Yankovic) [Karaoke Version]

歌手： Singer’s Edge Karaoke

时长： 03:45

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Word Crimes (Karaoke Version) (Originally Performed by Weird Al Yankovic) - Singer's Edge Karaoke (卡拉OK)[00:00:00]

Good time[00:00:49]

To learn some grammar[00:00:51]

Now did I stammer[00:00:54]

Work on that grammar[00:00:55]

You should know when[00:00:57]

It's less or it's fewer[00:00:59]

Like people who were[00:01:01]

Never raised in a sewer[00:01:03]

I hate these word crimes[00:01:05]

Like I could care less[00:01:07]

That means you do care[00:01:09]

At least a little[00:01:11]

Don't be a moron[00:01:13]

You'd better slow down[00:01:15]

And use the right pronoun[00:01:17]

Show the world you're no clown[00:01:19]

Everybody wise up[00:01:20]

You would not use it's in this case[00:01:27]

As a possessive[00:01:29]

Well it's a group of words[00:01:34]

By the omission of a sound or letter[00:01:35]

Are you[00:01:52]

Are words not letters[00:01:54]

Get it together[00:01:56]

Use your spellchecker[00:01:58]

You should never[00:02:00]

Write words using numbers[00:02:02]

Unless you're seven[00:02:04]

Or your name is Prince[00:02:06]

I hate these word crimes[00:02:07]

You really need a[00:02:10]

Full time proofreader[00:02:12]

You dumb mouth-breather[00:02:15]

Well you should hire[00:02:16]

Some cunning linguist[00:02:18]

To help you distinguish[00:02:20]

What is proper English[00:02:22]

Everybody wise up[00:02:23]

Everybody wise up[00:02:39]

Just now[00:02:48]

You said[00:02:49]

Everybody wise up[00:02:54]

E-mail[00:02:55]

It's quite apparent[00:02:57]

Your grammar's errant[00:02:59]

You're incoherent[00:03:01]

Saw your blog post[00:03:03]

It's really fantastic[00:03:05]

That was sarcastic Oh psych[00:03:07]

'Cause you write like a spastic[00:03:09]

I hate these Word Crimes[00:03:11]

Your prose is dopey[00:03:13]

Think you should only[00:03:15]

Write in emoji[00:03:17]

Oh you're a lost cause[00:03:18]

Go back to pre-school[00:03:21]

Get out of the gene pool[00:03:23]

Try your best to not drool[00:03:25]

Go Away[00:03:37]