《Ce N’est Pas Ma Faute (It’s Not My Fault)(SMASH Cast Version)》歌词

歌曲： Ce N’est Pas Ma Faute (It’s Not My Fault)(SMASH Cast Version)

所属专辑：Ce N’est Pas Ma Faute (It’s Not My Fault) [SMASH Cast Version]

歌手： Smash Cast&Sean Hayes

时长： 03:17

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Ce N'est Pas Ma Faute (It's Not My Fault) (SMASH Cast Version) - SMASH Cast/Sean Hayes[00:00:00]

Some men are born with money[00:00:01]

Some men are born with looks[00:00:03]

Some men are born with knowledge[00:00:05]

You won't find in Descartes' books[00:00:07]

One man is given talent[00:00:09]

While one is born with strength[00:00:11]

Some men are born with shoulders wide[00:00:14]

While some endowed with length[00:00:16]

But once in every century there comes a blessed morn[00:00:18]

A man like moi with all the gifts[00:00:22]

I've listed here is born[00:00:24]

So this has been my credo since I was very young[00:00:27]

I say It's not my fault or to put it in my tongue[00:00:30]

Ce n'est pas ma faute[00:00:37]

I'm really not to blame[00:00:40]

I fear you'll have to ask the Lord above[00:00:43]

Why men do not come out the same[00:00:44]

The day that I was born[00:00:47]

I crowned just like a prince it's true[00:00:50]

A nursemaid pinched my derriere[00:00:52]

And ladies have been pinching ever since[00:00:53]

Whoo[00:00:56]

My mother heard me cry[00:00:57]

She offered up her breast[00:00:59]

Then as a man I learned to use[00:01:01]

That sad routine to sample all the rest[00:01:03]

But when I list my conquests[00:01:06]

It's certainly not meant to gloat[00:01:08]

It's to remind you all that ce n'est pas ma faute[00:01:11]

Ce n'est pas ma faute[00:01:15]

I've caused so many rifts[00:01:17]

It's truly both a blessing and a curse[00:01:20]

That I must always share these gifts[00:01:21]

A tutor named Claudine[00:01:24]

Once taught me all she knew[00:01:26]

And when I had exhausted all she had[00:01:28]

Then I taught her a thing or two[00:01:30]

The pantry was the place[00:01:33]

A serving wench Suzette[00:01:35]

Nice crepes[00:01:37]

Taught me a brand-new recipe[00:01:38]

Then had me serve it to her on brochette[00:01:39]

And so I say to all the crying cuckolds[00:01:42]

With their hands around my throat[00:01:45]

I'll have her home by ten[00:01:47]

And ce n'est pas ma faute[00:01:48]

En garde Coupe And coup d'arret[00:01:52]

The pesky duels won't go away[00:01:54]

It's simply not my fault that I'm adored[00:01:56]

Touche seconde arete riposte[00:01:58]

It's just a fact I do not boast[00:02:00]

I'm blessed with something mightier[00:02:01]

Than either pen or sword[00:02:03]

Now dance wenches dance[00:02:05]

Ce n'est pas ma faute[00:02:31]

He's really not to blame[00:02:32]

The problem is the moth[00:02:33]

That's always circling the flame[00:02:35]

Ce n'est pas ma faute[00:02:37]

It's really not his fault[00:02:38]

I'm gifted with a treasure[00:02:39]

So why keep it in the vault[00:02:41]

Ce n'est pas ma faute[00:02:43]

Please don't castrate the bull[00:02:44]

I beg you don't demagnetize the magnet for it's pull[00:02:46]

Pull[00:02:49]

Pull[00:02:49]

So if you want to find me[00:02:50]

I'll be pitching tents beneath your petticoat[00:02:51]

I see what keeps this lass afloat[00:02:53]

I choose this wench to motorboat[00:02:55]

No sheep is safe from this old goat[00:02:56]

I'll need some help on this last note[00:02:58]

Yes ce n'est pas ma faute[00:03:00]

Oh are we finished[00:03:13]