《Ce N’Est Pas Ma Faute(It’s Not My Fault)(Smash Cast Version)》歌词

歌曲： Ce N’Est Pas Ma Faute(It’s Not My Fault)(Smash Cast Version)

所属专辑：Musical Chairs

歌手： Smash Cast&Sean Hayes

时长： 03:17

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Ce N'Est Pas Ma Faute (It's Not My Fault) [feat. Sean Hayes[00:00:00]

Some men are born with money[00:00:01]

Some men are born with looks[00:00:03]

Some men are born with knowledge[00:00:05]

You won't find in Descartes' books[00:00:07]

One man is given talent[00:00:10]

While one is born with strength[00:00:11]

Some men are born with shoulders wide[00:00:13]

While some endowed with length[00:00:16]

But once in every century there comes a blessed morn[00:00:18]

A man like moi with all the gifts[00:00:22]

I've listed here is born[00:00:24]

So this has been my credo since I was very young[00:00:27]

I say "It's not my fault" or to put it in my tongue:[00:00:30]

"Ce n'est pas ma faute"[00:00:37]

I'm really not to blame[00:00:40]

I fear you'll have to ask the Lord above[00:00:43]

Why men do not come out the same[00:00:45]

The day that I was born[00:00:47]

I crowned just like a prince it's true[00:00:50]

A nursemaid pinched my derriere[00:00:52]

And ladies have been pinching ever since[00:00:54]

Whoo [00:00:56]

My mother heard me cry[00:00:57]

She offered up her breast[00:00:59]

Then as a man I learned to use[00:01:01]

That sad routine to sample all the rest[00:01:03]

But when I list my conquests[00:01:06]

It's certainly not meant to gloat[00:01:08]

It's to remind you all that ce n'est pas ma faute[00:01:11]

Ce n'est pas ma faute[00:01:15]

I've caused so many rifts[00:01:17]

It's truly both a blessing and a curse[00:01:20]

That I must always share these gifts[00:01:21]

A tutor named Claudine[00:01:24]

Once taught me all she knew[00:01:26]

And when I had exhausted all she had[00:01:29]

Then I taught her a thing or two[00:01:31]

The pantry was the place[00:01:33]

A serving wench Suzette (Nice crepes)[00:01:35]

Taught me a brand-new recipe[00:01:38]

Then had me serve it to her on brochette[00:01:39]

And so I say to all the crying cuckolds[00:01:42]

With their hands around my throat[00:01:45]

"I'll have her home by ten"[00:01:47]

And ce n'est pas ma faute[00:01:48]

En garde Coupe And coup d'arret [00:01:53]

The pesky duels won't go away[00:01:54]

It's simply not my fault that I'm adored[00:01:56]

Touche seconde arete riposte[00:01:59]

It's just a fact I do not boast[00:02:00]

I'm blessed with something mightier[00:02:02]

Than either pen or sword[00:02:03]

Now dance wenches dance [00:02:05]

Ce n'est pas ma faute[00:02:31]

He's really not to blame[00:02:32]

The problem is the moth[00:02:34]

That's always circling the flame[00:02:35]

Ce n'est pas ma faute[00:02:37]

It's really not his fault[00:02:38]

I'm gifted with a treasure [00:02:40]

So why keep it in the vault [00:02:41]

Ce n'est pas ma faute[00:02:43]

Please don't castrate the bull[00:02:44]

I beg you don't demagnetize the magnet for it's pull[00:02:46]

Oh [00:02:48]

Pull [00:02:49]

Oh [00:02:49]

Pull [00:02:49]

Oh [00:02:50]

So if you want to find me[00:02:50]

I'll be pitching tents beneath your petticoat[00:02:52]

I see what keeps this lass afloat[00:02:53]

I choose this wench to motorboat[00:02:55]

No sheep is safe from this old goat[00:02:56]

I'll need some help on this last note[00:02:58]

Yes ce n'est pas ma faute [00:03:00]

Oh are we finished[00:03:13]